Cabbage - Money
Potatoes - Change in your pocket
Secretly plays all of Justin Bieber's music and sings along hoping his wife won't catch him posing in the mirror trying to look like Bieber
was arrested for smuggling pampers disposable diapers from Mexico and trying to sell them on street corners from under his raincoat
was found going through my laundry
arrested for smoking cat dandruff and telling a mother superior that any friend of batman is a friend of mine
was sued by Elsie Segar for copyright infringement for looking like Popeye
Theory - Something only works on paper and can't be practically applied
Hotel California _The Gypsy Kings in The Big Lebowski
Banned for impersonating Pop-eye
Depends on what writing at the time and usually after I have re-read it later is when I find the ones I like
Granted but you only have one and that just powers your laptop
Wish was finally Spring
Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh in Spy Game
Come The Day - Midge Ure, Class of 1999
Seems to be a very nice person