a man of conviction and purpose
spilled milk draws hungry kitties
would like a hug, then some sleep.
While you dance and cavort
I'll be close by to hold court
against any who would consort
with the keeper of your best port
to take possession of said wine
so you'd be without it by design
when twas time for you to dine
with the elite and refined
but that night twill go without a hitch
for in their plan I threw a glitch
for the wine, vinegar was switched
and you life was then much enriched
Sorry Laura, you have lost your place.