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elitfromnorth
Over 90 days ago
Norway

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You forgot I took lessons from Houdini. Rope around your waist and pull you away from the end.
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Cock..... its a male bird for all you smutty people !!

Right. Sure that was your first thought

sock
Am I sensing anger here? Car. You can hit things with a car =D

Sword or battleaxe?
grap E's leg as she's walking by and drag her down on the floor, then stand up and walk around her and to the end of the line. No you don't, sucka!
Football.
"It's Elit, coming through the midfield, it's up for grabs now!!!!"

Do you think today's youth is worse than the former generation when they were young?
oooo, tough one, considering that there are soooo many things that I thought was veggies that are fruit(like tomatoes) and what I thought was veggies are suddenly fruit and so forth. But I think I'm still gonna go for fruits

Shotguns or rifles?

I'm sorry, but for some reason that has always been in my head, so I just had to ask