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ginger86
Over 90 days ago
United States

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if relaxing around the house usually a robe or house coat, in summer... nothing
rate the avatar above in 5 words or less. nice, perfect, or choose your own words. the avatar, not the person
once threw some coins in a panhandling blind mans hat. the blind looked into the hat and said wait, those are just slugs
granted.... you are now such a dumbass

i wish it was dinner time
granted, you gain twice as much as you shed... so srry

i wish it wasn't raining today
he has a fetish for tearing off " do not remove" tags off mattresses
granted..... but it's flat and tasteless

i wish i spoke chinese.... the houseboy is doing it all wrong .... heehee
granted..... but that might put a kink in the game

i wish i had someone here to do my housework
paul has a subscription for viagra but has tried any yet, says he's just not in the mood
granted but it's raining rocky road and those nuts are hurting your head

i wish it was summer
i wasn't invited

guess i will take my place at end of the line