if relaxing around the house usually a robe or house coat, in summer... nothing
wears spongebob squarepants jammies to bed
rate the avatar above in 5 words or less. nice, perfect, or choose your own words. the avatar, not the person
once threw some coins in a panhandling blind mans hat. the blind looked into the hat and said wait, those are just slugs
granted, you gain twice as much as you shed... so srry
i wish it wasn't raining today
he has a fetish for tearing off " do not remove" tags off mattresses
granted..... but it's flat and tasteless
i wish i spoke chinese.... the houseboy is doing it all wrong .... heehee
granted..... but that might put a kink in the game
i wish i had someone here to do my housework
paul has a subscription for viagra but has tried any yet, says he's just not in the mood
granted but it's raining rocky road and those nuts are hurting your head
i wish it was summer
fattening
taking out the trash
i'm here so move it on up