banned for not thinking paul was cute or sweet
granted, but you are funny at the wrong time
i wish i was at beach
no! you are first, me last
always orders breakfast, in bed, by phone. can't figure out that ihop don't deliever
bottleneck
chocolate cookies
sips his tee from a dixie cup
pompous---- a cheerleading cat with only one pompom
paul can sing every word to every britney spears song in pig latin
is borrowing authorised telescope while he is away