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Granted. You've caught the highly contagious Simulatus Somsicnus and have to remain in quarantine for the duration of the weekend.




I wish the weather would improve
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Banned for wearing bright red lipstick in broad daylight
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Poor SG, Talia, let the man sleep. I'd better step in..
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When I sit, to be relieved, you don't want to be near, believe me.
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Hey SG, by saying, I can have a ride on her broom, you're implying she's a witch. Better go and apologize to her...
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Nice broom, better keep that, there is a whole lot of line to be swept clean
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Fortunately, I pope Paul the 7th, just left the John and I am so relieved that I decided to take CD's confession, which guarantees, I can not betray him.
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Granted, Roland's cat ate all the leftovers, your fridge is completely empty.


I wish I could watch a nice movie
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Poor animal! Better stay with him Ginger before someone steals his spinach.
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Fortunately, mother superior Ginger has a kind heart and hides CD in the crawlspace beneath the cloisters
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Arrested for using a lawnmower on the president's rosebeds
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Granted, but when you give Mila a kiss, your wife catches you in the act and you have to run for dear life because she comes after you with her rolling pin.



I wish I could watch that from a safe distance
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Granted, but your glasses are dirty and the stuff won't come off, so you still can't see a thing.


I wish I had a cup of coffee
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Last Tuesday a five year old boy went missing. Yesterday his body was recoverd from a pond. Police are still trying to find out, how he ended up there, behind a seven feet fence and how he died. I have a five year old son myself..
.I light a candle for his parents, who have to deal with this terrible loss
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Fortunately, the police haven't seen those pictures yet either, so there still is time enough to leave the country to escape being arrested
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Banned for singing Village People songs at a George Micheal gig
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CMU? Is that Pittsburgh? Granted, it's filled with very kind and loving people. They're all members of a sect though, wearing orange and red, singing and chanting all day and declaring their love to who ever wants to listen.


I wish the lovely ladies here would sing us a song
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Hi Talia, yes, music is a good idea. Will you sing for us?
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Arrested for adding CO2 gas to crude oil and selling it as pepsi
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Has a serious crush on Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz


Oooohhhhh! A doctah!!

Must have been reading my diary. My online diary. At TALIAItellitlikeitisRUSSELL.com

I did, added a few stories too
Writes in her online diary every day, about her adventures with Wile e Coyote
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