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Gift Ginger a limo-ride from the airport to Kiera's place
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Quote by TaliaRussell
I see that Elizabeth has been taking lessons from you in tenacity, Paul. Ah, well. Cheers to you both.

Look who's talking..

Oh, and Elizabeth, haven't you seen, what I do with roadsigns?
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unthinkable



walking to her frontdoor, hoping that her dad will approve of you, and let his daughter go out with you
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Good choice Talia, in the meantime, we'll battle on
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I think Larry means, no, I won't try to take your spot, but, of course, I will
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We can always keep him company, and away from my spot of course
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Strong, the Force is, in you, but fail you will. My spot, this is.
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banned for being a garden gnome
Actually, in the right garden, being a garden gnome is quite enjoyable



Banned for selling a real Irish leprechaun as garden gnome.
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Granted means me and Ginger leave though lol

Hi Paul

I wish my tea cup was not empty
granted, someone filled it with concrete



I wish you wouldn't go


Hi Kiera!
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Banned for attemting to remove the "X" from Texas

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Actually senor Texas was once spelled Tejas

Didn't know that, but I'm never too old to learn, so thank you.


Banned for discussing his dating options with his garden gnomes every thursday evening
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Doug?


How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
Nobody?

Hint: my ex-wife loved watching the bold and the beautiful. They also had the guy, with no arms and no legs, that always comes with roses, and that girl with no arms and no legs, that runs from the hills to the river.



The rose guy: Thorne

The girl: Brooke


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, proposing marriage?

Neal,
and the mountain guy was Ridge of course


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and lots of body fur
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SG used to get into heated arguments because he used to write Texas with an extra "s".
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Arrested for throwing his zorro suit and my golf cart in the swimming pool before calling security to the end of the line
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Good morning lady Elizabeth, let me release you from this spot
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You mean that backpack I've accidentally left under your chair? Wanted to come back to pick it up, but on second thought, you can keep it..
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boosting beerconsumption


Roaring flames, consuming trees and threatening houses
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Hey Larry, that looks like a bomb of Acme Inc., like the ones Wile e Coyote likes to use. Watch out, they tend to blow up in your face. Better get the bomb squad. I'll watch the end of the line for you.
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