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paulus

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26 Apr 2015

My, oh my, you are a stubborn lot. Skiddaddle, it's my spot!

26 Apr 2015

Granted, but you'll have to wait till ragnarok before he has time for you

Wish Jane would have stayed with Tarzan

26 Apr 2015

The Silent Army

Marco Borsato

26 Apr 2015

Doug?

How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.

26 Apr 2015

Of course I am, it's my spot

26 Apr 2015

Alaska

Love those A's

26 Apr 2015

Banned because you don't live in Europe

26 Apr 2015

Quote by TaliaRussell
Quote by paulus
Quote by TaliaRussell
small hands: don't know
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?

Adam

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that loves fire?

Fire: Bernie?

What is the small hands one?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets smaller?

Bernie is correct, for the small hands we need Ginger. The incredible shrinking guy? No clue..

26 Apr 2015

26 Apr 2015

Oh yes, I will...

26 Apr 2015

Another on I won't spoil.

I wish you would make wishes I'd love to spoil

26 Apr 2015

Dr Zhivago

26 Apr 2015

Prefers cayenne to spice things up

26 Apr 2015

Great, but I'm moving on and I'm taking the end of this line with me

26 Apr 2015

Psychologist

26 Apr 2015

And when I am, you were

It's nice to see you here Larry

26 Apr 2015

Archbishop Makarios

Denmark

26 Apr 2015

The World According to Garp

26 Apr 2015

Arrested for brandishing a sabre in the presence of a lady

26 Apr 2015

Hey Roland, what are you doing in my spot?

26 Apr 2015

Boris Jeltsin

Beirut

26 Apr 2015

You told me they were geraniums!

26 Apr 2015

Banned for hiding your face behind a seahawks sticker

26 Apr 2015

Nope ginger, you were...
I am now

26 Apr 2015

Cristobal de Morales

https://youtu.be/ZLPgDL0KZeM

26 Apr 2015

And strawberry perhaps?

Hello ladies

26 Apr 2015

Quote by ginger86
granted but just like this thread they all come out screwy

i wish i was in the land of mysteria

Granted and I refuse to spoil that wish

I wish there was no ocean between you and Kiera

26 Apr 2015

Quote by TaliaRussell
small hands: don't know
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?

Adam

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that loves fire?

26 Apr 2015

Right, night is long gone here, so I'm removing you from my seat
Said it twice because you're so stubborn

26 Apr 2015

Right, night is long gone here, so I'm removing you from my seat