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Arrested for trying to eat all my delicious square bundt cakes
SG locks all his closets before going to sleep so the boogeyman can't get out.
Granted, you took the cake home and the dog ate it


I wish I had wishes that could be fulfilled
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Banned for mixing colors in with his whites on laundry day

With eight kids, every day is laundry day. But I do mix up my laundry once in a while. Who doesn't.


Banned for wearing a stetson in church
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Quote by TaliaRussell
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?

Oops, already had that one


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?



I can't get it. We need Nox.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who just had LASIK surgery?



hoppy eiffle

what do you call a man with small hands and feet?
small hands, no clue
lasiks, Ray?
Mine is Pat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that works as a valet?
Quote by ginger86
unfortunately i thought kk said super glue, not wax, but the skin will grow back soon

You two are dangerous for men...

Fortunately that stem cell therapy still works so the skin regenerated fast
Herpes- her little round veggie things

Balance - a jousting ball
Daresay of this war
It should not exist
Both sides went too far
With waving their fists
Not losing face
Has become their goal
What started the fight
Remembers no soul
But war's no solution
so I beg of you: please
Think of your children
Be the bringer of peace
That means Dave will be blocking my view of you. Not going to let that happen. Move over, I'm coming to this spot
Unfortunately the Wiener Sängerknaben refused my application because they didn't like my mustache.
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Paulus is one of mine and Rebels minions to help us achieve world domination.

Do I get my own continent to rule?


AJAX hopes to become the general in the minion army Rebs and Kiera are building in their secret lair
The evil scientist behind all those computer programs, that gather human intelligence, so she can take over world domination.
Tough luck Meredith, shoving you away to retake my place
I told you, doing it on the hood of a policecar was a bad idea
Banned for not blaming my auto-correct for mistyping breaking.
You'd better take that post and bring it to the right thread. I claim my seat here.
Granted, it stopped... for you at least.... your eardrums didn't survive the racket.


I wish I had the winning ticket in Monday's lottery draw
And we hate dirty games
They always end with someone hurt
And we hate calling names
Just like we hate throwing with dirt

But we love it when you're nice
That makes it great to be around
A little kindness is the price
To leave this place with new friends found
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For little T. You would have been 9 years old today. In a few days time it will be you and your dads 5th anniversary yet it seems like it was just yesterday that I saw you both for the last time.
I just noticed this, I wish you strength for the days to come. I'm lighting one for you.
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unfortunately it is too much fun to mess with your body parts
uhm... Aren't we on the wrong kind of site for that????


Fortunately you are too much a lady for that...
Right, you go and be a sweet little king, clear up your toys now!
Luckily with the help of stemcell therapy doctors were able to initiate regrowth of the missing parts and restore all the functionality.


Will you stop messing around with my body parts...
They are, I agree, but rules are rules and you're banned for letting them get away with breakjng them


And I ban AriesDragon for typing faster than me
Okay, I'm banning both Kiera and Ginger for failing to impose a ban on the previous poster in this thread.
Unfortunately, I can't help it, that AJAX is jealous of the size of my magnificent donkey tail
Granted, but your bed isn't ready for you yet, you have to change the sheets.



I wish I could shapeshift

Her name is Chocolata

Ajax is arrested for insulting my dog
Talia is arrested for recidive