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Has a telescope dedicated to watching beauties strolling though the woods
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Don't know the Puerto Rican, being European and all, but I would love to try it.
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Arrested for being indecisive. Messing with good coffee deserves severe punishment.
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Banned because I have no idea what the seahawks are
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Nice, that'll keep them munching a while, lets have a glass of wine
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banned for being in the right placed and in the right time to be banned
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Arrested for wearing winterclothing in spite of the hot company
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A nice and friendly young woman, who takes writing seriously and is constantly working on improving her skills
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, with a phone taped to the side of his head?

Colin
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I've been told by AD that she has a thong I can wear.. count me in..



Not sure we could count on you being all in though... perhaps a larger pair of knickers would be more appropriate?

I'm sure I still have some of those long underpants around my grandma knitted for my granddad, Larry could always try those
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I wish I had more guest parking.


Granted, you have 50 square miles of space available, in the mojave desert

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Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear

I wish I was there to see that (sorry, I am a guy after all)
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I never record anything. If it's something I really want to watch, I'll make sure I can when it's on. The rest isn't important enough, there's more in life than TV.



What Disney classic is your favorite?
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Keep on whistling, distract them, while I'll hold this here end
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Has a beautiful golden box under her bed, where she hides the hearts she has stolen...
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For the 700 to 1000 people, among them many elderly, women and children, who fled war and terrorism, and by the hands of human traficcers ended up drowning in the Mediteranian today
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Paulus was
Alien abducted
Uniquely reconstructed
Left with the strength of an Army
Unfortunate side effects made him barmy
Suffering cravings for salami

Hi Paul Thank you for mine, this was the best I could do sorry.
I think it's a great little poem. It brought a huge smile to my face, so thank you..
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I think it's about time, I got back to my end of the line
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banned for trying to remove me from my rightful spot at the end of the line
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