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Arrested for trying to kiss Ginger's feet while she played hop scotch
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A guy can't even sleep without people having coffee, cake and brownies in his spot. Out! And make sure you clean tje table before you go!


Ehhhmmm, morning yall.....
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Banned because I have no idea what the seahawks are


Paul, a Seahawk is sorta like a osprey, at least that is what they use as their mascot. Think of it like an eagle...a bird of prey that lives near a body of water. Now, the Seahawks I am referring to....are an American football team.
thank you.


Banned for keeping shotgun awake
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Granted, your internet is superfast and superstable now, so fast, your hardware can't handle it. Your modem has a melt-down and your computer crashes all the time.



I wish money grew on the tree in my backyard.
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Grabbing a few slices of brown bread with cheese and a cup of coffee, between vacuming and ironing





Same question
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Dougal?


How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?


Justin
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Since we're into impossible, how about one of Hemingway's favorite in Havana?




What would we eat and drink?
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About what shall we chat intelligently, SK?


We shall chat about anything the lady wishes to chat about, mi Lady Talia. *kisses your hand*




Shotgun.....of course, especially since you offered a Puerto Rican bica


pssst......Bicas are Portuguese

Paulus might enjoy the Puerto Rican and possibly give him a Hot Cubano sandwich
Might enjoy our conversation better, if I wasn't blocked
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Goes mushroom hunting in winter
And finds them too



Waves a waterpistol and claims it's a shotgun
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Because people always think they can create better than what already exists



What would you be doing tomorrow, if you could choose?
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Your spot? Keep on dreaming my friend, keep on dreaming.
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Tall people, Windmills, Tulips, cloggs, marijuana, bicycles.... or... a tall man wearing cloggs, riding a bicycle, past a windmill, through the tulip fields whist smoking pot...

Vietnam
Apart from the smoking pot part, I actually fitted that description when I was a bit younger.

Vietnam: sadly enough, the first that comes to mind is agent orange



Madagaskar
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Banned for not acknowledging there is more than one west coast in the world
Oh, but I do. I'm from the westcoast myself, in Europe that is. I was born less than 3 miles from the North Sea.


Banned for misjudging me...
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