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Over 90 days ago
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Granted, he is completely silent now but instead burrows like a mole



I wish I didn't forget to wish for something
Was arrested once for impersonating Bluto to gain access to the buffet at Popeye's wedding
Granted, but the Southern Comfort makes it all so smooth, that you don't notice anymore




I wish you hadn't blocked me
Banned for not admitting that he is a belieber too
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Secretly plays all of Justin Bieber's music and sings along hoping his wife won't catch him posing in the mirror trying to look like Bieber
Didn't you notice? She was playing Selena Gomez..


Is always trying to walk out of his avatar picture
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I wish I could play bass like John Deacon.
Me too Granted, but Aria's the only audience who will ever hear it


I wish my guitar wasn't broken
Another funny facts thread? This seemsto be almost the same asthe mentioned thread. Even the jokes are on repeat (cat dandruff)
I don't think it's round Talia, but it is a good place to stay for Alan, while we battle for the end of the line. Mine for now!
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I'd like to know why autocorrect thinks I am ok with a last minute camel.


You should check with Paul - he likes to send obscene texts and blame them on autocorrect!
Hey, hey, my autocorrect is actually very decent, it even turned an a into an i on another thread
Has the wisdom of his years, yet hasn't lost the connection with the boy within him
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I wish I had not hurt someone's feelings.
That's the kind of wish I only want to grant. How on earth can you ask me to spoil that?



I wish you wouldn't make wishes I don't want to spoil.
A sweet and charming woman, who can do magic things with words
Handsome bunch Rick, maybe one day they'll be able to defend this spot, but for now, it's mine..
Granted, but there no one to play with



I wish there was someone to play with
That's a nice corner, just stay there, while I move on with the end of this line