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paulus
Over 90 days ago
Germany

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Granted, but there is no music to dance to



I wish the sun came out
For all the children for who war is their everyday reality
Granted, you're completely built-in and have to eat yourself out of there


I wish I had cake
Quote by TaliaRussell
Sends obscene text messages and blames them on autocorrect
secretly loves those messages
Ban? Who? Me? I bet you'd miss me, so I'll just stay...
When I was a kid I thought I could choose the girl I would fall in love with and that she would always love me back
In this thread, with you in my spot Alan, I just might forget I'm a gentleman.
MOVE OVER!!!!!
That's no disappointment. You taking my spot is though.
Rubbed his left eye while yorking with superglue and looks like that since
Keeps a winged unicorn in her closet and when it's full moon, she takes on her elve shape and flies around on him all night
Believes that you can actually walk on the rainbow
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Owns a Dachshund named frankfurter.
Actually, he's called Wiener..


Thinks he is the greek god of seduction
Goes out to hunt for frogs on weekends and kisses each frog she catches to see, if he turns into a prince
Ginger trained that cat. The animal also does an amazing Bruce Lee impersonation.
Alzheimer?


When massaging her feet turns into a full bodymassage and then into..