Quote by TaliaRusselland what confuses you so?
Banned because I am confused.
Oh, and ginger, you're banned because ... Uhm.... Crocodile!
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Quote by rolandlytleIn all my years with the Dutch Defense Department, I never even dreamed of spyingQuote by paulus
Banned for letting the ship sail without him
In all my years in the navy I would never let the ship leave without me. My wife made me go early every time because she did not want to be stuck with me.
Banned for international espionage.
Banned for false accusations
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Quote by rolandlytleonly when I have a straw...
Blows bubbles in his drinks.
Roland discovered recently, that his sailors cap wasn't large enough to cross the mississippi in, at the cost of getting very wet
Talia tried to rescue him using her garterbelt as a rescueline, but fell in herself instead
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My favorite teacher was mrs. Remmerswaal. She was my teacher in the 1st an 5th class in elementary school. She was a motherly woman, strict when we were unruly, but warm when needed. She shared my interests in nature, physics and of course, she taught me to read and write.