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paulus
Over 90 days ago
Germany

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My dear Talia, I have no idea why you think we slumber. it is 8:20 am here, even the lazy asses are waking up by now. I think it's sleeptime on your side of the pond
you probably will, if you buy the right lottery ticket.... but not here
fortunately I hit the wall so hard, I didn't even remember it hurt
Although I don't mind looking at a nice lady's backside, I'll pull the line forward anyway.
As a kid I only knew them from the comic books. In that time it was Thor, because he looked big and strong and had supernatural powers. Today I would choose Iron Man. Apart from his built-in powerplant, he's a normal human, depending on technology that seems entirely possible.



Tarzan or Mowgli?
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more guts


Zombie child?
Shy and nerdy, needed brainfood, but not the walking dead kind
fortunately Andy ricochets of the surface like a pebble and he ends up high and dry in the haystack
Fortunately the emergency services show up after only 5 hours and drag Andy out of the pit, smelly, but unscaved
For a while at least, but like I said, nothing lasts
Magnetron - an atractive guy named Ron

microwave - an almost unnoticable handmovement
Fortunately Ginger's kingsize bathtub was still filled so we both could soak the smell of dung out of our skins
I want to give this thread new life. Apparently, the line "When you bring this sham marriage to an end" didn't inspire anyone to continue the thread, so lets take the line before that one.



A shoulder to cry on I'll lend
Whenever someone is in need
Whatever I can to make sure
That he will get back to his feet

I always will try to find time
To listen when life is a mess
For everybody is worth
Some kindness in times of distress
unfortunately, you've left Ajax neckdeep in the menure
Granted, your carpet is glued to the ceiling now


I wish those ducklings had a bigger pool
Unfortunately the momentum of his kick topples Andy over and he falls into the menurepit, dragging Ajax and Kiera with him.
Nothing supersedes
The overwhelming feeling
Of being desired
Unfortunately Andy hates being milked with callused hands, so he kicks Ajax out of the barn
As a kid I visited the fairytale themepark "Efteling" in Holland. This is the little candy and cookies cottage where the witch from Hansl and Gretl lives. You can see the poor kids. This place terrified me, because when you touched the handle of the gardengate....


.... the witch came to the door, opened the window and started to screech at you. I have long believed she was the real thing...
Roses are red
like the blood in my veins
it is also the color
of the feeling that reigns
over all other feelings
that I always feel
and I know in my heart
that it still is as real
as the day I first kissed you
held you close in my arms
you will always be my flame
and my being still warms
when I sense you around me
when I feel that you're close
I will love you forever
you're my beautiful rose
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Actually, it looks like this:


and in gingers closet:


Okay, Dave beat me to it. For Dave then:

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i wish i also had the keys to the car

Granted, but they are encased in concrete

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I wish Paulus had wished for something simpler...

Granted, but even then you fail to comprehend my wishes




I wish Andy actually had functioning braincells
Granted, you have a new car, they only forgot to give you the keys



I wish I had a private indoor swimming pool