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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by authorised1960
Granted - but Glenn Fiddich accuses you of stealing it!
Hey! It was a gift from a friend named Andy, if it's stolen, he did it!

Quote by authorised1960
I wish I could get all of my stories finished...
Granted, but it proves impossible to get them published




I wish they wouldn't accuse me of stealing


Granted, but you can't find a corkscrew to open it





I wish I had a bottle of GlenFiddich
Roses are red
you are guessing too much
I may live in Deutschland
but in fact I am Dutch
from the land of the tulips
the windmills and cheese
and the fertile green fields
that we claimed from the seas
Quote by Kiera
Granted but we all laugh at your thinking one bottle of wine will do for us all.

I wish Paulus could riverdance.

You obviously misjudged my winecellar




Granted, you land painfully hard on your behind



I wish people would not underestimate me
I am her to declare without haste
that discussion on this is a waste
for your choice and mine
are equally fine
it's simply a matter of taste
Food shopping, I love trying new things.

The onions were fried btw

Crisps or ricecrackers
For the best I'd be choosing between
either Oldfield or Pink Floyd or Queen
but Muse is without strife
well within my top five
of the best british bands I have seen
Roses are red
like her bobbing head
to tell what she's doing
would really be bad

If a mod were to read
she would lift up her feet
to kick me right out of here
simple and neat
fortunately, your raise gave you enough financial leeway to move to Brussels and buy the best Belgian chocolate there is ( and that's really gooooood)
Fortunately, the Liverpool police act fast, grab the thief and return the whole loot to you
fortunately, the raise is enough that you can afford your own stash of chocolate delights and still leave money to spend
Yep, you are blocking my view. Better move aside a bit.. thanks
Roses are red
but they're just the flowers
that would not exist
if it weren't for the powers
they gain from beneath them
from the black soil that feeds
from the dirt that seems worthless
yet provides all their needs
Quote by TaliaRussell
Quote by ginger86
Quote by TaliaRussell
Discombobulated


must be all those bieber posts on your wall

zany


DiscomBieberlated!!

If I translate the german parts to english it says

Discombeaverlated!!

I don't want to know...
Granted, it IS time for cake, sadly, the rats in the bakery ate it all



I wish we could all join for drinks and laughs
hmmm.. End of the line isn't exactly where you are, but I like the view from here
granted, you have been initiated into a tribe of namibian bushmen



I wish I didn't need to trim my hair once in a while
Granted, the first of your fifty mandatory daily sessions with Dr Phil starts in an hour






I wish Dr Phil had hair
Banned for being so confused, that you think I have amnesia
I decided not to dine, a sandwich will do today, may I join you for coffee?
Your timing is impeccable, it's dinnertime here. Those look fine..