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paulus
Over 90 days ago
Germany

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I'm not sneaking, I'm openly claiming my rightful place.....



sulking... and I'll make my own desert then, cherry jellypudding with whipped cream.. yummy
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Wears a bright pink tutu to bed...


Have you ever tried to sleep in tulle? Not fun.


Constantly loses his glasses on the top of his head.
Yeah, somehow it's too smooth up there


Is very confused, thinks I have glasses on top of my head....
For a moment then, kind lady, but this was long enough, so I'm taking back my spot now.
Banned for holding a shepherd's crook in such a way, that the hook isn't clearly visible, thus creating the illusion of a stick
Okay, I'll bicker with you then: move it buddy, my spot!
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Finds it impossible to finish a pint of beer

Needs glasses, thinks I'm Larry
Fell through the top of his linencloset wearing only a mask and a mexican hat while re-enacting a scene from zorro with his lady
Jeans and shirt, when it's cold a sweatshirt or sweater
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wishes he wasn't 60 years old...
I am not 60 years old



Can't read profiles anymore because of sudden intelligence drop
Granted, the won't loose again, they're dissolved




I wish all hooligans from now on could only hurt and damage themselves
Was arrested in the zoo for illegally feeding a grey seal
granted, but there will be a severe sandstorm later today



I wish my budgie would learn to talk
I'll leave you your space, it's right where you are now
got arrested in the zoo for impersonating a grey seal during feeding time