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paulus
Over 90 days ago
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Granted, you now speak Mandarin, but the houseboy is Cantonese


I wish I was scubadiving in the on the westpoint of Curacao
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Banned for microwaving marshmallow peeps



Looks very edible

Banned for banning a creative cook
Granted, but he does it in chinese


I wish I had more coke
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Quote by paulus
Fifteen years now, time went fast
Childhood almost in the past
Almost woman, beauty too
Imagine boys are chasing you
Time is nearing, without doubt
That you're wanting to go out
A scary thought, my little girl
Your beauty shining like a pearl
Out there where I cannot protect
I'll have to trust you, that's a fact
It's hard to deal with, but I know
I'll have to practice letting go
We've tried to raise you, to prepare
you for the world that lies out there
If we succeeded, time will tell
I'll simply hope, that we did well


Beautifully expressed, Paul. All fathers of daughters will relate to this one.

It's the hardest thing in the world to accept that your 'baby girl' is grown into a young woman -- and bloody scary, too!
Scary it is Andy, it damn sure is.
Let me see, Hendricks..... Got Bokma, how about that?
Banned for... Uhm. .... What the heck, you're just banned because.....
Granted, but it's a bobbycar


I wish I was a succesful painter
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has to be hot for me...


rabbit or hamster?

Rabbit, with baked patatoes, compote and a good glass of red wine. There simply is not enough meat on a hamster.


Sushi or fish'n chips?
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banned for making scurrilous and unprovable accusations

Well it's easy to prove you've banned Talia. I don't have to prove she is sweet, do I?

Banned for implying, Talia is not sweet
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Paul would like to play with my 'weapon'
Man, am I lucky you're a poet, whose weapon is the pen. I have one like that.

Andy's still perfecting his skills on drawing bunnies with fingerpaint. His only problem is, that there is no more free space on his walls, and the neighbours won't let him in.
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Granted - but you teleport to the furthest edge of the galaxy where you can't teleport back from

I wish all the things that are bad for you weren't...
Ah, that's a smart one....

Granted, but you're locked away, so you won't be able to share in my happiness and wealth





I wish I could travel and visit all my friends
In that case I'd say BO, and I'm not talking about how someone smells after a hard days work. Foul breath is often more related to health (or food). With a few exceptions, BO is caused by bad hygiene, either on the body or on the clothing, usually both. Bacteria grow in unwashed clothes and on unwashed bodies, that produce that smell. Hygiene is the answer to that.




shower: hot or cold?
Granted, but now you can't move around much anymore because everywhere you go, people want to hold you and hug you



I wish I could teleport
Andy is actually an alien, he came to conquer the planet, but forgot to bring his weapon
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Paul, you forgot to leave a question!

Onion rings or French fries?


Oops!

And Andy, I can't choose, I haven't the foggiest idea what BO means
woodstock




A good steak on the grill and a cold beer in your hand
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A noble soul, whose support for fellow writers is such a pleasure.

I'm just a simple guy who loves to read good stuff, and you are one of my preferred suppliers, because I really think you are good.
mother


Eating a whole bowl of M&M's, all by yourself
Take your pick: Herradura or Astral Tequila, Smirnoff or Skyy vodka
What will you have? I think I have enough to drink for everyone