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Quote by ginger86
i wasn't invited

guess i will take my place at end of the line
of course you are invited, bring kk too

what would you all like to drink?
The buffet is in the back..
Next time, you're invited too. I'll have Heineken on tap for you
Fifteen years now, time went fast
Childhood almost in the past
Almost woman, beauty too
Imagine boys are chasing you
Time is nearing, without doubt
That you're wanting to go out
A scary thought, my little girl
Your beauty shining like a pearl
Out there where I cannot protect
I'll have to trust you, that's a fact
It's hard to deal with, but I know
I'll have to practice letting go
We've tried to raise you, to prepare
you for the world that lies out there
If we succeeded, time will tell
I'll simply hope, that we did well
A nice and smart woman, who appears to know what she wants, and how to get it
Hey larry, is that how you cook?
Yes Talia, there was cake too, and much more. Larry's just jealous he wasn't invited
Yeah, well, Larry was neither chef nor host, so what does he know? I know what I cook and serve....
Missed the boeuf, too bad, had to eat it all by my self
Gurlangishled: suffering from an overwhelming desire to eat pickled onions.

She was so gurlangishled, that she decided to rob the deli of its entire stock of pickled onions in broad daylight.


Hopstackleboned
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
To those old hats
Cursed or thorns: which is better


I equally like them both. So I'm patiently waiting and hoping for more, of both....


And to Andy: Both if possible, but if not, then brains



Rock or dance?
Granted, but it'll cost you a little more than a small fortune to obtain it



I wish I wasn't 7382 years old yet
Granted, but you'll have lost all memories beyond that age




I wish I could live long enough, to witness world peace
The love of my life, whispering "goodmorning sweetheart, I love you.." in my ear
Quote by authorised1960


Granted - but it's in the style of the 1970s


I wish Paul would not make it so easy for me to give him horrible wishes


Granted, but now you have to grant three wishes to each of us




I wish I had a ferrari
Quote by TaliaRussell
That's all Paul bought me for dinner?
Hey, they don't know what they're talking about.
We're having boeuf bourgignon with pommes parisiennes and a wonderful salad.
Quote by TaliaRussell
Banned for not giving Mary Ann equal time





She's 76 years old by now. I think she's had time...


Banned Andy for not being distracted
Granted, but candy is the only food available



I wish my house was redecorated
a very nice and if that's your picture, also a very beautiful woman
tricky? who? me? naaah, i'm not tricky, but I am here now
Granted, but now it turns your skin purple

I wish I had a bottle of jack daniels
Maybe you should go and explain it to him, I'll wait here