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paulus
Over 90 days ago
Germany

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It's okay Alan, just remain seated, while I move the end of the line forward a bit
Non-stop from Opatija (Croatia) to Maasland (The Netherlands)
Ginger once had to be rescued by the firedepartment after climbing a high wall in catwoman outfit to surprise her kk
Was cought redhanded while aiming his telescope at yet another bedroom window
Quote by Dreamcatcher
It scares me that you know that...

To be honest, it scares me too...


Larry thinks he can improve his muscletone by lifting pints of lager
monolog - A lonely piece of wood

dialog - A piecie of wood, trying to use the phone

epilog - A piece of wood on performance-enhancing doping
Radiate - I don't know who Radi is, but she must have been hungry
banned for ..... thinking now ...... aw dunno, for being here
Dormant, A species of ants with a preference for students sleeping quarters
Used butter when he ran out of motoroil, so now his car smells like an epic culinary fail
Quadrant - incoherent babbling about a bike with four wheels
Quote by Kiera
...... leaving u fingerless ..........

uhm......

Quote by Rebellious_Soul
I wish I was with him now.

Granted, but he has to sleep


I wish my leg wouldn't sleep from sitting wrong
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
no you were behind me, mind you the front is 265 pages ahead of us, so stand in front of me. not behind.
Relativity. It all depends on the direction you're looking in. I always watch where I'm going, so the beginning of the line is behind me and the end is in front of me. And that places you all behind me now.
Quote by Kiera
Men - No comment
Uhoh.. Guess it's time to hide now.... sorry.....
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Granted, but can only turned back time to the moment you're getting my cake.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the fly can you too






I wish I had an aquarium
Buckinham - a piece of pork that wont stop jumping around
asshole - the underground place where burrowing donkeys live