An elderly guy felt some passion
So he booked a callgirl for a session
when the lady came in
he tossed his clothes in the bin
and said: "When I'm done they'll be out of fashion"
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Perhaps The Second Worst Limerick Ever
With that in mind,
you might just find,
I don't know,
are you slow?
This limerick is an affront to mankind.
Oh, and it is just a limerick, nothing more, nothing less.Andrew, your statement in red is correct. For a basist, it's amazing how bad you are at the rythm of rhymes.bFi0jNnkDRxazMVe
Or maybe that's just what I want you to think!but in all seriousness, I did set out to write a really bad limerick because I find it quite a good challenge. It might seem a little twisted, but I don't mind.
I that case, I don't mind either. There must be room for twisted minds as well, after all
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Perhaps The Second Worst Limerick Ever
With that in mind,
you might just find,
I don't know,
are you slow?
This limerick is an affront to mankind.
Oh, and it is just a limerick, nothing more, nothing less.
Andrew, your statement in red is correct. For a basist, it's amazing how bad you are at the rythm of rhymes.vSc5zo560o8kmwS6 Active Ink Slinger
Quote by authorised1960beautiful Andy, publish it.
Saved (Ode to Ozzy)
You are what I desperately needed when I was lost
My life had demanded a massive emotional cost
Adrift, unwanted, alone and cruelly misused
My good nature and reputation cynically abused
Cowed and cautious, solitude my best defence
I clothed myself with an air of indifference
Shut away, out of sight and out of mind
Trying to leave the hurt and the bad memories behind.
But then I saw your face and realised I was wrong
To make myself believe that I did not belong
In a world where you urgently needed me
To be as strong as I possibly could be
To save you from an unpleasant fate
Another day or two and I would have been too late
To rescue not only you, but myself as well
From what was turning into a living hell
Your story was little better than mine, I heard
Rarely had you known affection or heard a kind word
I vowed to right that situation from the day that we met
And to never give you reason to ever regret
Trusting me to treat you with dignity and respect
And to love you as you had the right to expect
You gave me a reason to get up each day
To enjoy your company, to live, to laugh and play
To give to you freely and unashamedly
My love and and my heart unreservedly
I receive from you complete and utter devotion
Your loving looks fill me with such emotion
That I am proud to tell you every single day
How much I love you in every single way
You are more than a companion, you’re my best friend
And I’ll be with you all the way, right to the end
Until that final parting of our ways
When we reach the end of our days
But that time is a long way off yet,
Isn’t it, Ozzy, my beloved canine pet?
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Quote by gypsyQuote by paulus
An excellent word. Saft is also the German word for juice and whwn you add an "n", you get sanft, which means gentle or careful.
Very interesting. Sanft is a lovely word - how is it pronounced? Are all the letters enunciated?
Hard to explain to someone speaking English, I don't know phonetic script, but I'll try:
The S is pronounced as a Z in Germany, the letter A sounds like the A in Bart, all the letters are pronounced. Does that make it a bit clearer?
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Quote by Dreamcatcher
With all this talk of snow I am sad
Wearing tshirt and shorts I feel bad
Looking for cheer
I grab another ice cold beer
and feel glad..
I don't think it is right to feel bad
About winter not hitting your head
Enjoy every good day
That is coming your way
There's still plenty of time to be sad
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I wish I had the luxury of a fireplace,
But looking around that's hardly the case,
It's just my little rented room,
About the size of a tomb,
And not much in the way of space.
But at least, for that is what you told
That small space keeps you out of the cold
You may call it a tomb
But it's more like a womb
For it's life that you want it to hold
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by paulus
When I read something odd from a friend
I will try to find out what he meant
For I want to prevent
That I misunderstand
And cause friendship to come to an end
Your humour and mine are the same
So I'm not really to blame
if you misunderstood
A limerick that was good
A wind-up, albeit tame
I didn't get wound up a bit
It just made me wonder, that's it
So don't worry my friend
Nothing's broken or bent
And I don't plan on having a fit
