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paulus
Over 90 days ago
Germany

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hurry my children
the schoolbus won't wait for you
but the future does
Yes, it should, for those people who consciously decide to choose it as a profession. I don't think it should matter which bodyparts you use to deliver a service. What does matter though, is that there should be safeguards against slavery, forced prostitution, juveniles getting into that business. But it's in essence the choice of any individual, how he or she wants to utilize his body, to earn an honest living.


Would you visit a protitute if it wee legal and generally accepted?
Burgundy sauce, with a nice rare steak to go with it....



Nouvelle quisine or fastfood?
I believe everything in nature, in the broadest sense of that word, is relevant. There is nothing, that does not influence something else in some way. One single cell dying or living could in the long run determine the fate of this entire planet. Somewhere in the distant past, when earth still was a boiling hot place, life may have started with one single complex group of molecules, evolving into a single living cell. What if that cell had died before it could reproduce?. Maybe that amazing process would have repeated itself, but would we have come out in the end then?


What extinct species would you see recreated, if "Jurassic Park" technologies were possible in a safe way?
Cos that person is not me!
She said rather bitter
I bet that she's younger
Much blonder and fitter
with tits that don't sag yet
because they haven't fed
each one of those three
lovely children we had
I know you need sex
and you always want more
but why did you have
to have sex with that whore
while I laid here waiting
in thin lacy pink
a hoped that you'd come home
right after your drink
Well I am done waiting now
take back your ring
I bet if you try
it will fit round your thing
For as long as I enjoyed life, which is hard to predict. I guess for as long as there are people to love and be friends with.

Which event would you want to witness, anywhere in time and space, if you could watch it in safety?
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As I am not exactly flavour of the month around here I just want to say a big thank you to Paulus for remaining the voice of reason through an awkward couple of days or so. He, at least, kept his head when all around were (seemingly) losing theirs. Thank you, pal.

I don't make many male friends, but I believe that in this guy, I have a friend I would truly be gutted to lose.

Nice way to compliment a friend while insulting everyone else. LOL Your ability to turn an insult is truly hat tip worthy. (tipping hat) That isn't necessarily a "good" thing though.

Well, for mine I would like to say that GIGGLES has a very youthful spirit and infectious smile.

I'm going to get three flies in one blow here.

First of all Dusty, he hasn't been around here very long yet (as far as I can tell anyway) but he's got a nice sense of humor and I like the way he picks up poetry challenges. And Dusty, I see no insult in Andy's post. I don't think he was excluding himself from those he spoke of.

Which brings me to Andy. Though we don't always agree on eachothers views, we always respect them. He's never afraid to tell me, when I mess up my english, or when something in my work could be improved. I learn from that and I thank him for it. Andy, you may not be the easiest guy to have as a friend, but don't worry buddy, I stand by my friends. I'm not easily chased away.

Last but not least Giggles. When she entered the place, everything in here became a little brighter because of the joy in life she radiates. Her happines is infectious, I can't help smiling, whenever she shows her presence. Giggles, don't you ever loose that.
Thanks for taking your turn in keeping my spot warm, but I'm back now, so skiddaddle!
Wondering, it's been over 36 hours since I submitted a story, but no review as yet. Is it that busy here?
It's on the edge, but I couldn't resist .

There once was a man from GlenGallish
who found women a thing to abolish
but he did love all boys
for they could with their toys
give his hem'roids the ultimate polish
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The poor pike spoke his love to the eel,
She was happy and decided to steal
From the pike a first kiss,
At which the pike sparked with a hiss!
Kissing an electric eel is never ideal.

I love this one!
When the pike said "I love" to the eel
the poor creature believed it was real
in her state of true bliss
she decided to kiss
and found that pikes really do love... a meal
To use rhyme to relate of your friction
is okay, but take care of your diction
because we all are adult
and I'd hate the result
if the language would lead to eviction
Sometimes, after I submitted a story, I discover an error in it, I'd love to correct before the story appears on the homepage. That however is not possible. I have to wait for the story to be reviewed first. If I'm lucky, the moderator spots the error and rejects the story, or better still, corrects it (they sometimes do, I love them). But if they don't:
- my story appears on the homepage containing errors
- editing it results in the story temporariley disappearing again
- the moderators have to review the story again.

Is it possible, to allow editing a submitted story still waiting to be reviewed? It would help prevent faulty stories being published and it would probably save the moderators from reviewing the same story twice, just because of a typo I've made. It might involve adding a status "under review", indicating editing is no longer possible, but I think overall it would be an improvement.
I have that problem too. I think, a switch is set somewhere, when you manually change the order, in which your stories are presented. That switch probably tells the system, to leave ordering the stories up to you from then on. To solve our problem, the reset order button should reset that switch as well.
Infatuation, a beautiful word for the most beautiful feeling
In front, behind, that doesn't depend on your place in the line, but on the direction you are facing. I'm looking forward, and that puts you guys behind me. And I apologize, I shouldn't have eaten that onionsoup yesterday
Thank you Larry, I'll take that crown and I'll find a nice armoured glass display case to keep it in. I'll be sure your name is mentioned in the list of royalty that wore it. And I'll take this spot ofcourse....
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whoa! whoa! you folks over in the "NOT at the end of the line" line shouldn't be bothering the end of the line guy.. the crown is heavy..

Hey, that happens when you grow old, things get too heavy for you. You'd better hand it over, before its weight crushes you..
The "NOT at the end of the line" line? You have to be an experienced user of that place, to be able to pronounce it....
Better not get out of practice then.....
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Gardyloo... A warning shouted before throwing water from above.

Because it's a funny word ...imo

Gardyloo or Garde a l'eau, watch out for the water. Mmmm... water? It comes from the time, indoor bathrooms and toilets were unknown, to the common folks anyway. They used to shout it before throwing the contents of their chamberpots out of the window..

The whole town knew him as a cripple
Never one single move, not a ripple
And he only showed proof
That one muscle could move
When the girl next door flashed him a nipple
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Quote by paulus
A crazy old dude from Southampton
who adored that song by Peter Frampton
once dressed up like a frog
and jumped into a bog
and got bit by a snake that he stamped on


Nice one, P... This made me chuckle. Not giggle..., not laugh-out-loud..., not guffaw..., just a small appreciative chuckle...

Thanks Andy, any sign of appreciation, no matter how small, is a reward for me.