Yes, I did. In the late 70's I did a semi-regular 'unknown comic' routine in the local comedy lounge on amateur nights. I think my jokes were better than the original, but the bag on his head fit better. (Ask your parents if you do not know that one and are in the USA)
Would you go to a training camp for rodeo and then compete at the end?
Yes, but only an appropriate amount. In this case it seems you have done most of the punishment to yourself. I would imagine a reminder of the rules and a smile.
Is loneliness worst than pain?
Arrested for being overly kind and understanding during an argument. How dare he act sensible and intelligent.
She has no funny facts, just sweet and lovely facts.
To value the good things in life is impossible without the bad. If everyday was good, it would just be average and thus less precious.
No, but precise words do.
When is it too late to change your mind?
Wish I was that handsome.
Yes always. He is one of the best!
A list containing the name and address of every poacher in the world.
The only other country in the industrialized world, besides the US, that does not give mothers paid maternity leave.
Honduras
Banned for being so much a better writer than me.
Banned for making camels laugh.
Take away one worry for a year.
A person that cares about our Earth and its creatures.
A person that cares about our Earth and its creatures.
Your wish is granted, but the coffee is cold.
I wish Mila Kunis was sitting on my lap giving me a big hug. (try to make that true and bad, I do not think so)
Nothing because I am back here still.
Yes I would so that she could pass up her previous offer for one more intellectually based. Can I pick another person to come with me to fill the intellectual portion. I like puns.
Banned for crossing legs too seductively.
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