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Thought Captain Kangaroo was a World War II Australian war hero.
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black leather
Which is the tougher sport, football (American, not real football) or rugby?
Which is the tougher sport, football (American, not real football) or rugby?
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The 39 Steps (1935)
King L: D..., I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
D: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
hint: It's sequel was released recently.
King L: D..., I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
D: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
hint: It's sequel was released recently.
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Was thrown out of the theater when 'Frozen' was playing for booing Anna.
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Only if you feel badly about it.
How do you tell a friend that you want more than just friendship?
How do you tell a friend that you want more than just friendship?
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That statement, Liz, is rather erroneous. I'm the winner
Did you say my wife was erogenous? That is very naughty. Behave yourself. (lol)
Oh, and by the way
I'm at the end
So I must say
That I win
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Yes. Complete with my short sword, hoplite long spear, linothorax breastplate, greaves, hoplon shield, Corinthian helmet and tunic.
Would you spend a day at a nude beach au naturel?
Would you spend a day at a nude beach au naturel?
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I was talking to Rebellious_Soul and she called me "Mr. Circles", to which I replied "I'm often dizzy." It made me wonder, Roland, are you often dizzy? I'm going in circles and you're going in loops! And is Lizzy dizzy, too? May I call her Dizzy Lizzy?
A woman saw that her young friend was very glum. Even though the friend was very pretty, she wasn't the sharpest rock in the quarry. She wanted to make her feel better. The woman believed her friend needed to feel better about her appearance and needed to add something to her wardrobe to highlight her beautiful facial features. She also needed to relax, to do something extravagant to feel good. Above all else she thought her friend needed to be treated special. A man that would treat her with respect and admiration while still being able to woo her.
She went to her friend and said, "You need three thing to make you feel wonderful and on top of the world. You need some colourful glasses, maybe green, A long luxurious bath in warm cream, and Loops."
Her friend took her advice. After she did all three she called her friend into her bathroom as she lay in the tube full of warm cream and said, "I do think I look better, I feel more relaxed, but this cereal confuses me. What is it suppose to do for me?"
The woman shook her head in disbelief and said, "I didn't say Fruit Loops, I said Loops."
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Went to the movies and made everyone stare at her when she went to the end of the line for tickets, jumped up and down, and yelled I WIN!
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I care for you all like kin,
I do not wish to offend,
sorry but I must win,
because now I'm at ...
I do not wish to offend,
sorry but I must win,
because now I'm at ...
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Dragons, but truthfully I've never been to Arizona.
Chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate or caramel?
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South Park: Bigger, Longer &Uncut (1999) The first line of the song. (see below to listen to song, sorry for the profanity)
three quotes (I couldn't decide which I liked best)
1)
Capt: K, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...
K: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.
Capt: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
K: That was six months ago, Cap'n.
Capt: My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.
2)
pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt: Define "interesting".
pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
3)
K: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
J: I could stand to hear a little more.
three quotes (I couldn't decide which I liked best)
1)
Capt: K, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...
K: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.
Capt: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
K: That was six months ago, Cap'n.
Capt: My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.
2)
pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt: Define "interesting".
pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
3)
K: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
J: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Paul (2011) Seth Rogen never looked so good.
"It's alive! It's alive!"
"It's alive! It's alive!"
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I assume you mean my spirit animal. It is a crow.
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
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was the inspiration for Spongebob Squarepants...
Inspiration my arse! It is my autobiography!
Thought 'The Big Bang Theory' was a porn movie.
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Welcome! It is so wonderful when new people join our little group. I'm looking forward to reading your words.
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What is it called when you have sex with a vampire? I don't know, but it will drive you batty. Thanks Andrew.
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Is the founder of the organization 'Kindness for Krocodiles'.
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Titanium by David Guetta. Good question!
Same. If you could have any theme song, what would it be?
Same. If you could have any theme song, what would it be?
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Yes, if there was at least some chance of success.
Would you ever listen to sexy stories about your parents?
Would you ever listen to sexy stories about your parents?
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Thinks sticking his finger in an electrical socket is a good way to style his hair.
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) One of the greatest westerns of all time. It was directed by John Ford. It starred some of the best talent imaginable with John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, Vera Miles, Lee Marvin, Edmond O'Brien, Andy Devine, Woody Strode, John Caradine, and Lee Van Cleef.
Matt: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
MC: Please elaborate.
Matt: Well, it reminds of a story.
Matt: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
MC: Please elaborate.
Matt: Well, it reminds of a story.
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Dark Star (1974) That's not obscure, that's a classic to any real Sci-Fi fan.
"We'll always have Paris."
"We'll always have Paris."