Yes, but I'm not.
If you could end the aging process for everyone, would you?
I will continue.
orange or apple?
Burger King (They always have good coupons)
Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
To get to the other side, where they sell lottery tickets.
What inspired you to write?
Lying, but isn't cheating a form of lying?
Which is worse, too salty or too sour?
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
hill ---> hull
Like on Popeye's dingy.
Amusement park (sorry for being a dummy & not asking a question. Thank for covering for me}
Cold or hot sandwiches?
There is no better pet possible than a cat!
What is your favorite bird?
None, I just cleared them out before I logged-on here.
If you could get one person fired from their job, who would it be?
Your right, but neither did you! I'm the winner as usual.
Ugly and pure, because if they have a pure soul they will be more beautiful than the other choice.
That's an easy one, Linux.
Which is easier to endure; too hot or too cold?
Lemonade if it isn't to sweet and enough lemon to have a little kick to it.
What is your favorite (or favourite, if your across the pond) John Wayne movie?