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Who is the funniest woman you ever saw or heard?
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rolandlytle
1 month ago
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Strawberry croissant is a favorite , but I wish it was black currant.
Dance or Sing?
Dance or Sing?
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She always makes my day when she logs on and I here that whistle.
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Someone killed my dragon. You shall all pay!
I've got something better now that will save the day.
Move on ahead of me
Tank you very much
I WIN
I've got something better now that will save the day.
Move on ahead of me
Tank you very much
I WIN
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Amazon River (I've been down most of the mighty Mississippi a few time)
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
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Pork Chops
If there was only an 80% chance of completing your journey and returning alive, would you go into outer space?
If there was only an 80% chance of completing your journey and returning alive, would you go into outer space?
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'Pulp Fiction' Mia Wallace (Uma Thhurman) told the joke to Vincent Vega (Vinnie Barbarino, I mean John Travolta)
"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
Melville's Moby Dick is not the answer.
"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
Melville's Moby Dick is not the answer.
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Now, now, ladies there is no cause to fight.
This old man will walk to the back and show you the light.
I win sweet ladies.
No hard feeling I hope.
I'm old and loony,
but I'm no dope.
I WIN!!!
This old man will walk to the back and show you the light.
I win sweet ladies.
No hard feeling I hope.
I'm old and loony,
but I'm no dope.
I WIN!!!
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That tune is sounding a little flat.
Look behind you, that's where I'm at.
On my skin is cloth I spin
that has a pin that says I win!
Look behind you, that's where I'm at.
On my skin is cloth I spin
that has a pin that says I win!
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"Until the day when God will deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is contained in these two words, Wait and hope."
Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo (1845).
Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo (1845).
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While you check out the 18-wheeler I moved in right behind you.
I WIN AGAIN!!!
I WIN AGAIN!!!
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The Latin Quarter in Paris. Had some great bistros & lively clubs.
Who is the funniest person you ever saw in person?
Who is the funniest person you ever saw in person?
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Well all three of you talk among yourselves while I move to the rear to win.
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'Legend' (1985) with a young Tom Cruise & Mia Sara. Tim Curry played one of the best evil roles ever The Lord of Darkness.
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Major Payne by Damon Wayans
Dr. V: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. S: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. V: Exactly.
Dr. S: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. ES: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. V: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!
Dr. V: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. S: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. V: Exactly.
Dr. S: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. ES: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. V: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!
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People and their ability to continually surprise me in ways I could never imagine.
If you're feeling down, whose music do you listen to that will cheer you up?
If you're feeling down, whose music do you listen to that will cheer you up?