Yeah, I checked the security footage, and the cookie bandit clearly licked every inch of the inside of the cookie jars. What a weasel. I tried to get a glimpse of his face, but it was entirely covered by a Mets cap. Maybe I should take all the cookie jars and cookies inside so I can study them for clues....
About to start writing. I'll break 70,000 today. Chill day. Going to the weed store later (it's legal, don't worry), for a chill evening. ![]()
A coffee and all the cookies (for security purposes) please.

