Banned for banning Andy before I had the chance  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for banning Ginger when it was her turn to ban...  
      banned for exceeding your authority...  
      Banned for your eagerness to ban people on fabricated grounds  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    ban paul for banning me for banning authorised before he had a chance to ban him  
      Banned for baffling a bemused banner because baffled banning became bothersome.  
      Banned for stealing my job  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned for being too nice to have that job.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       Banned for letting the ship sail without him  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because I am confused.  
      banned for not leaving a ban
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      Banned for being tinkerbelle  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned for being better at spelling names  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because .... Uhm... You're nice?  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned because it is Monday and I am not happy about it.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       Good one, Miss Gypsy...
Banned for.. ummm... being more skilled at writing dialogue stories than I.  
      Banned for attending to many dialogue writing classes.