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I give you a safe haven



One of these two to be a better boyfriend.
A song.
A puppy!
A date with a killer ninja.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
More jokes that I need to find...
OK, how about a date with a cuddly ninja?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
... tempting...

What can I give you? You're such a wonderful friend nothing seems good enough... hmmm....

I give you my company here online.
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... tempting...

What can I give you? You're such a wonderful friend nothing seems good enough... hmmm....

I give you my company here online.



That's perfect! I couldn't ask for more.


I know exactly what you need. A part in a play at school that a well known film mogul (Josh Whedon maybe) sees you in and decides you are the perfect person for the part of Willow in the new 'Buffy' remake!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
I give you a clean hat.. a fresh pipe.. a bottle of Old Spice.. and a can of spinach..
New underwear

A new supply of color pencils from England...and an extra 4 hours a day to draw UNDISTURBED!!
A batch of my fudge brownie cookies...
My undying gratitude. Unfortunately with that and $1 you can buy a 75 cent cup of java. It is the thought that counts.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
A new set of glasses so he doesn't have to squint all the time.

Roland, where do you get a cup of Joe for only 75 cents in Chicago?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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A new set of glasses so he doesn't have to squint all the time.

Roland, where do you get a cup of Joe for only 75 cents in Chicago?


In my kitchen. That's what Liz charges me. Water is only two bits, so I usually drink water.

What do I give someone like you. You already have my admiration and friendship. All I have is my gratitude and my hopes that your life be long and interesting.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.