corpse dresser for an undertaker...  
      he teaches people karate, tai kwon do, jiu-jitsu, judo and a few other oriental words  
      Being the Goddess wife to the sun god Ra (That's how bright your smile is ;))  
      professional tiddly winks champion  
      Ginger cake quality control operative  
      Semi-professional cheesecake manufacturer and marketer...  
      A professional cake eater  
      A dancer on "Dancing with the Star's"  
      Top Judge in Miss Georgia Contest.  
      New River Gorge white water rafting guide....  
   "Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"  
    He is a ghost reader of course!  
      A cowboy from the wild west