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Once designed a new pair of glasses for Elton John, but he refused to wear toilet seats
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Walks up to strangers talking on cell phones in restaurants and shuts off their phones.
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In a strange twist of fate, has had her cell phone turned off by the same total stranger while in a local restaurant.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Has a battalion of toy soldiers on his fireplace mantle.
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In a strange twist of fate, has had her cell phone turned off by the same total stranger while in a local restaurant.
Haha James!
Pokes holes in sugar bags at the grocery store.
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Gets on her back on the floor, trying to catch the sugar, that poors from punctured sugarbags, in her mouth
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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always orders breakfast, in bed, by phone. can't figure out that ihop don't deliever
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she still is startled by her own name
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Came in third place in the local Colin Mochrie Look-A-Like Contest
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Meredith has seceded his farm from the USA.. he is now known as the country of Moonpie..
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Andy wears sneakers to bed.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
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Andy is one of those friends
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Andy is afraid of cilantro
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Andy is actually an alien, he came to conquer the planet, but forgot to bring his weapon
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by authorised1960Man, am I lucky you're a poet, whose weapon is the pen. I have one like that.
Paul would like to play with my 'weapon'
Andy's still perfecting his skills on drawing bunnies with fingerpaint. His only problem is, that there is no more free space on his walls, and the neighbours won't let him in.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Andy was arrested once for stalking Tinkywinky
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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paul has a subscription for viagra but has tried any yet, says he's just not in the mood