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waffles this morning...Thank you for taking my order...

fried or scrambled?
Fried of couse.

Oil or cream?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
Bacon!

Salty or Sweet?
Call me something of a freak,
But I want salty over sweet.
Bicycle or MoPed?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
Bicycle. I love riding my bike. smile

Kittens or puppies. (which is cuter?)
Well, shit. You've given me a really tough choice! Today, I shall say puppies. Only one Kitten is cute enough for me =^.^=

You walk into a bank and there's an armed robbery under way. The robber is alone, masked and has already shown that he's not afraid to kill. Flight or fight?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Fight! Why would I back down?

Penguins or pandas?
~Darkness Never Meets Light
Argh! This is so hard! I'll have to say penguins!
Would you rather have a pet wolf or a pet husky?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
Wolf for sure!

Penguin or wolf?
~Darkness Never Meets Light
Wolf. Penguins are cute, but you can't exactly keep one as a pet. Though, I used to want to keep one as a pet. (Embarrassing story up ahead!) When I was about three years old, my parents took me to the zoo. We saw the penguin parade and they were Emperor penguins. I loved them so much, that I wanted to take one home. I was adamant that I could keep it in the bath. Imagine how upset I was when I was told I couldn't have one. I cried my wee eyes out. So yeah, wolf. I suppose the big reason for wanting a wolf is because I used to watch a programme called Due South. Fraser had a wolf-dog called Diefenbaker, and I always found it cool that he referred to him as his wolf. Of course, everyone knew he wasn't a wolf, but a wolf-dog, but that didn't stop them from being endeared to him, as I was.

Long winded answer or short answer?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Short my friend

Biceps Or Triceps
Biceps.

Win something by chance or by competition?
Chess just because I know about chess..

Guitar or piano
~Darkness Never Meets Light
Guitar. Always.

Rock or Soft Rock?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
Soft rock... great for a slow dance.




Take out food or home cooking?
Joke cooking taste better

Rap or scremo
~Darkness Never Meets Light
Rap... never heard scremo before.





Grand Canyon or Niagra Falls
Rap... never heard scremo before.





Grand Canyon or Niagra Falls
Rap... never heard scremo before.





Grand Canyon or Niagra Falls
Niagra falls

falling I'm reverse or nickelback?
~Darkness Never Meets Light
Nickelback. I know who they are.

Weird or popular?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
Weird cause I'm weird

Nickelback or linkin park?
~Darkness Never Meets Light
Nickelback



Cliff diving or sky diving
sky

humorous comedy or hilarious comedy
I think humourous because it has the potential to turn hilarious. Of course, I do have a rather dry wit, so I'd rather have dry comedy, which is so hard to do, unless you have a dry wit to begin with. So, in conclusion, I'm a teapot.

Surrealism or reality?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Surrealism.

Solitude on an isolated island or a house full of people.
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.