Unfortunately all the clowns are misanthropic, lesbian-hating, one-legged and gay...  
      Fortunately, I'm not a clown  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    unfortunately although paul isn't a clown himself, he is dean of the college of clownology  
      Fortunately I have set up an aberrant clown extermination service and I am at your disposal...  
      Unfortunately the government keeps tabs on you and discovered you evil scheme to exterminate their agents (which is what the hose clowns are)  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Fortunately my agency also eliminates rogue government agents and their paymasters...  
      Unfortunately, they found a collection of wigs and red noses in Andys house.  
      Fortunately it wasn't Aries sweet dragons  
      Fortunately the sweet delectable Aries wasn't wearing the undergarments at the time  
      Fortunately it looked very good on him  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Unfortunately the photographic evidence is in the hands of the authorities...  
      Fortunately, the authorities (in this case, Andy) would like to try them on too  
      Unfortunately, they need Andy to model them...  
      fortunately andy refused, saving us that awful sight of him just wearing man panties  
      Fortunately they turn to Ginger to model them  
      Unfortunately, Ghostie is still confused about his fortunes...  
      unfortunately you must not care, still not follow  
      Fortunately I am a fan of kindness and friendly attitudes. Welcome Red.  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"