Unfortunately/Fortunately

Unfortunately, it may take a large group of women that we don't have.

Fortunately just one cool woman might just be enough

Unfortunately, we only have hot women here.

Unfortunately, not enough hot women to go around.

Fortunately there's probably enough.

Unfortunately, people don't trust "probably".

Fortunately 'probably' is good enough for me.

Unfortunately, not everyone is as optimistic but wish they were.

Fortunately there's always tomorrow to raise your spirits---and hopes!

Unfortunately, Carolina Wrens come on my covered back porch to relieve themselves.

Fortunately, they only do it when you are in the house.

Unfortunately, I can't get anyone to stand on the porch waving them away.

Fortunately getting a cat might do the trick

Unfortunately, the cat would leave a pile of corpses

Fortunately a large bell around the cat's neck would help.

Unfortunately the constant tinkling might drive you mad

Fortunately, she can put her earbuds in and put on some music.

Unfortunately, the music scares the cat away, but attracts more birds.

Fortunately, she has some really raucous heavy metal handy.

Unfortunately, she wouldn't play heavy metal if she had any, but maybe windchimes.

Fortunately, the birds are suspicious of the gentle chimes and stay away.

Unfortunately, a violent storm blows the chimes too hard and carries them off

Fortunately, the strong wind makes the local church bell sound like Pink Floyd, High Hopes. 🤣

Unfortunately, it is so loud, the poor parish priest goes deaf.

Fortunately, the priest can use a bell horn to hear a little.

Unfortunately in the subsequent silence, the birds are returning.

Fortunately, they are polite birds who sing sweetly to the nearly deaf priest.

Unfortunately, they don't mind where they aim their droppings!

Fortunately, putting snakes on the porch helps keep them away.

Unfortunately, the deaf priest is herpetophobic.