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Unfortunately, it may take a large group of women that we don't have.

Fortunately just one cool woman might just be enough

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, we only have hot women here.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unfortunately, not enough hot women to go around.

Fortunately there's probably enough.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, people don't trust "probably".

Fortunately 'probably' is good enough for me.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, not everyone is as optimistic but wish they were.

Fortunately there's always tomorrow to raise your spirits---and hopes!

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, Carolina Wrens come on my covered back porch to relieve themselves.

Fortunately, they only do it when you are in the house.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Unfortunately, I can't get anyone to stand on the porch waving them away.

Fortunately getting a cat might do the trick

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, the cat would leave a pile of corpses

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Fortunately a large bell around the cat's neck would help.

Unfortunately the constant tinkling might drive you mad

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, she can put her earbuds in and put on some music.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Unfortunately, the music scares the cat away, but attracts more birds.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, she has some really raucous heavy metal handy.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Unfortunately, she wouldn't play heavy metal if she had any, but maybe windchimes.

Fortunately, the birds are suspicious of the gentle chimes and stay away.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, a violent storm blows the chimes too hard and carries them off

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Fortunately, the strong wind makes the local church bell sound like Pink Floyd, High Hopes. 🤣



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unfortunately, it is so loud, the poor parish priest goes deaf.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Fortunately, the priest can use a bell horn to hear a little.

Unfortunately in the subsequent silence, the birds are returning.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, they are polite birds who sing sweetly to the nearly deaf priest.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

Unfortunately, they don't mind where they aim their droppings!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Fortunately, putting snakes on the porch helps keep them away.

Unfortunately, the deaf priest is herpetophobic.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love