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Unfortunately he trips over Gingers foot and they both fall in the pit
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Fortunately Paul fell in first and I landed on top of him
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Unfortunately, Paul reached out to you for help - but only succeeded in pulling you down with him
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Fortunately, Ajax comes along driving a bulldozer and covers the pit with more manure
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Unfortunately the bull dozer trips on a stray log and topples into the manure pit.gQEeghFESkEDL4OK
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Fortunately the cab is airtight and the 'dozer floats....
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unfortunately the cab is airtight so no air can get in either and ajax is find it hard to breathe
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Fortunately, in her secret guise as "Sh*t-Kicker Girl", Ginger smashes the 'unbreakable' glass and allows air in...
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unfortunately i am on a coffee break so tell ajax to take shallow breaths until i get there
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Fortunately Ajax is a very experienced bulldozer operator and he manages to dig himself out and closes up the dangerous pit forever
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately, Sh*t-Kicker Girl is pissed at Ajax for spoiling her big moment and kicks his butt...
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Fortunately Ajax is a fast runner and escapes after the first kick and only narrowly misses the manure pit.
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unfortunately ajax forgot about the fence


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Fortunately, Ajax still has some manure on his head so he can slide it out of the bars
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Quote by SweetKing126
Fortunately, Ajax still has some manure on his head so he can slide it out of the bars


LOL Hey Sweetie

Unfortunately for Ajax's head he didn't have quite enough manure and it was a tight fit.


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Fortunately Kiera kisses me on the cheek and my face is restored back to its normal handsome self, Just like magic.
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Unfortunately only for five seconds then your face resumes to be squished
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Fortuanately , Kiera really digs the new look me
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Unfortunately I lied about that
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fortunately you'll get used to it . Lmao i hope
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Unfortunately, I see Kiera shaking her head left to right, right to left
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Fortunately Ajax disappeared to go get his head fixed and didn't notice.

Hey Sweetie
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Unfortunately someone noticed and told Ajax, and now he's thoroughly miffed and vowing vengeance on KK, threatening to pinch her chocolate.

Hi babes.
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Fortunately his recent face reconstructive surgery has left him with blurry vision and what he steals is actually ex lax not my chocolate

Hey CD
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Unfortunately you really needed that ex lax, now you're constipated.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately CD gives me some of his prunes that he uses for his chronic constipation.
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Unfortunately my constipation got worse, which means I couldn't give KK any more, so now she is entirely dependent on the ex lax which was stolen from her. I could suggest senna pods.
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Fortunately, I am here, at a good distance away, and merely reading this thread on my computer . . .
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unfortunately, you have been dragged into our warped world now
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fortunately, there are guys like me here, to rescue all the damsels in distress
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"