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Sean?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves?
Russell ?
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
Alan
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
Alan
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
That Alan thing is very clever. It took me a few to figure it out.
I don't know the second one.
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
Alan
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
That Alan thing is very clever. It took me a few to figure it out.
I don't know the second one.
Percival
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is served up for dinner
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
Alan
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
That Alan thing is very clever. It took me a few to figure it out.
I don't know the second one.
Percival
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is served up for dinner
Hey, Paul is good at this! Percival is a good one, too.
I would say the guy with no arms and no legs served up for dinner is "Emil" (a meal)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the edge of a precipice?
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Cliff, and the dinner guy was Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that resides in a mans pants?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that resides in a mans pants?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Hey, Paul is good at this! Percival is a good one, too.
I would say the guy with no arms and no legs served up for dinner is "Emil" (a meal)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the edge of a precipice?
Cliff!
This one is obscure like Percival. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays jokes on your father?
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Patrick,
now answer mine Nox
now answer mine Nox
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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what do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter , it' still isn't going to come no matter what you call it.
It doesn't matter , it' still isn't going to come no matter what you call it.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
I can't get it. We need Nox.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who just had LASIK surgery?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
stumpy mcdoggie
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
I can't get it. We need Nox.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who just had LASIK surgery?
hoppy eiffle
what do you call a man with small hands and feet?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
I can't get it. We need Nox.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who just had LASIK surgery?
hoppy eiffle
what do you call a man with small hands and feet?
lasiks, Ray?
Mine is Pat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that works as a valet?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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small hands: don't know
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?
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small hands: don't know
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?
Adam
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that loves fire?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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small hands: don't know
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?
Adam
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that loves fire?
Fire: Bernie?
What is the small hands one?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets smaller?
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Quote by TaliaRussellBernie is correct, for the small hands we need Ginger. The incredible shrinking guy? No clue..Quote by paulusQuote by TaliaRussell
small hands: don't know
Lasik: Seymour!!
Valet: Parker
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who stops up a creek?
Adam
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that loves fire?
Fire: Bernie?
What is the small hands one?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets smaller?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Shrinking guy: Wayne!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who made a hole in the ground?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who made a hole in the ground?
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Doug?
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Doug?
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Doug?
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
Hint: my ex-wife loved watching the bold and the beautiful. They also had the guy, with no arms and no legs, that always comes with roses, and that girl with no arms and no legs, that runs from the hills to the river.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Doug?
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
Hint: my ex-wife loved watching the bold and the beautiful. They also had the guy, with no arms and no legs, that always comes with roses, and that girl with no arms and no legs, that runs from the hills to the river.
The rose guy: Thorne
The girl: Brooke
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, proposing marriage?
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Doug?
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lives high up in the mountains.
Hint: my ex-wife loved watching the bold and the beautiful. They also had the guy, with no arms and no legs, that always comes with roses, and that girl with no arms and no legs, that runs from the hills to the river.
The rose guy: Thorne
The girl: Brooke
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, proposing marriage?
and the mountain guy was Ridge of course
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and lots of body fur
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"