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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?
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Those weren't the droids we were looking for.
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I told you not to scare those people out of their tents :P
Lurker
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GR, these "Cat Family" Assemblies aren't getting us anywhere! They keep arresting us for congregating! Tigers do NOT congregate buddy!
Lurker
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Really?
A tiger in a police car?
Yeah, and I'm Superman...!
A tiger in a police car?
Yeah, and I'm Superman...!
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So.... how was it? 
Lurker
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Told you not to jump on the cars.
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Hello beautiful. Nice weather we're having.
Lurker
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You promised we would get the new Ladysmith Black Mombazzo recording out of this. Where is it?
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I knew I should have stop you from eating those poor gummy bears. They were innocent baby cubs :P
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I keep telling you, it's a bad idea to snatch donuts from cops as you walk past their car.
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I told you that the hybird 3.0 wasnt ready, but no! You had to decide on the 16 power grade cell instead of the 25!
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Quote by Rebellious_Soul
I told you that the hybird 3.0 wasnt ready, but no! You had to decide on the 16 power grade cell instead of the 25!
It was worth it wasn't it? These handcuffs are awesome!!
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Quote by TheOriginalHybrid2Quote by Rebellious_Soul
I told you that the hybird 3.0 wasnt ready, but no! You had to decide on the 16 power grade cell instead of the 25!
It was worth it wasn't it? These handcuffs are awesome!!
Your worse then my frienemy I swear.
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I know you said you wanted to get closer to me... but handcuffs? This is ridiculous! 
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I know you said you wanted to get closer to me... but handcuffs? This is ridiculous!
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I told you looking that beautiful was a crime, you keep distracting people and causing accidents.
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I told you t drive on the right side of the road but noooo you said you must drive on the left
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Can't you pick the lock with a claw?
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So... how well done did you cook him?
Lurker
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I told you not to cook the dude!!
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I told you not to kiss the "FROG" because he looks like a cop frog
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We wouldn't be in this predicament if you hadn't belched in the cops face
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I told you not to give out free rides on your dragon :P
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I told you not to 'borrow' food from restaurants when you're coming to visit.
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Who are these guys that have us in their police car? Just take out that Amazonian cuff cutter tool man!
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So.... was it worth it when you licked him?
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Was it worth calling and ordering all that food to the neighbors house?
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It could be worse: I've been handcuffed to real criminals before.... 