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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?
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Dang it Authorised, My first arrest. Tell me do the cuffs chafe much?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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I told you that he'll kick my butt if you hug him 
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I told you not to knock on them doors and run..
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I told you they wouldn't think a guy was pregnant.
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oh man, last time I drink coffee that looks like a bear
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I. Told. You. So.
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I told you that your home grow ginger roots makes me black out and soil myself
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This is another fine mess you've got me into! 
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But you started it and said it would be ok.
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Why did you have to call him Madam for?
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Are you 100% sure they're only pretending..?
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Told you it wasn't for you to play with
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Told you to stop chasing him.
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Told you, the rear seat wasn't a good place to transport $50,000,000!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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I told you to wait until later tonight to shoot off the fireworks
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It was your fault, I told you not to sit on the police car .
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I told you not to light those fireworks
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Didn't you tell me your sister's a lawyer...?
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You didn't tell me that he was a cop
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I told you we couldn't keep ringing door bells and running.
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I told you not to ask him out for breakfast
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Now wait a minute. This evening I started off buying the fair Simplicity-kitten a few drinks. Now I wake up handcuffed to a Ghostly-Cat!??? Ok, somebody tell me what is what? We can talk. We are all feline!
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Oh, great! Just what I need, a cat!
I've told you before, cat-fur irritates my eyes!!
I've told you before, cat-fur irritates my eyes!!
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I told you that your mother was Catwoman 
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I told you not to run down the street with out your pants.
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I told you not to belly dance on the cop car
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But you didnt have to join me..