You Know Things Are Bad When.......

You know things are bad when a service person's call-out charge is higher than the actual work.

You know things are bad when you step into the utility room and find a creek running through.

You know things are bad when the fish in the creek don't bite

You know things are bad when the fish biting necessitates a hospital visit🦈

You know things are bad when you've lost your smile and laughter.

You know things are bad when it takes mega money for the plumbers to replace the well holding tank with a hole in the bottom.

You know things are bad when you can't afford good workmanship.

You know things are bad when you CAN afford good workmanship, but the guy you hired still f's up.

You know things are bad when you ask why this tank was installed new in 2015 and rusted through so soon and the answer is a shrug and "they just don't make metal like they used to" giggle.

You know things are bad when he smiles and thinks that is funny.

You know things are bad when he then adds extra to the bill for "entertainment".

You know things are bad when I crack up laughing at the last two comments.

You know things are bad when you crack up laughing instead of getting that damned tank properly fixed.

You know things are bad when you arrive to see the doctor and he refers you to an undertaker.

You know things are bad when you have to go to the undertaker.

You know things are bad when he welcomes you with open arms

You know things are bad when they go to draw blood and nothing comes out. 😲

You know things are bad when the undertaker sobs like a baby.

You know things are bad when he admits his mistake

You know things are bad when he whistles a happy tune at his mistake.

You know things are bad when the undertaker doesn't know whether to sob or whistle a happy tune.

You know things are bad when you arrive at an open casket funeral and the deceased is propped up in the casket with a cigar in one hand and a martini in the other.

You know things are bad when the whole audience claps and cheers.

You know things are bad when you discover it is you!

You know things are bad when you haven't even put on make-up or fixed your hair.

You know things are bad when it just doesn't matter

You know things are bad when the Easter bunny is a snowshoe hare (yeah, we got snow on Easter Monday).

You know things are bad when we got snow on the flowers on April 18th in Virginia.

You know things are bad when you have to drive in a snowstorm the week AFTER you got your winter tires off.

You know things are bad when the winds are powerful, temperatures low, but sun shines, on April 19th.