It always amazes me how some people can look in a mirror and not see anything.
So, I have an interview and Monday, and I'm crapping it. I know I cvan do the job, but there are some little things that are getting to me... Like the fact that when I get nervous, I get profane. I also find myself unable to type - a skill that this job requires. Oh, yeah, I've also lost my birth certificate, which I need for ID purposes. I'm fuzzed.
So I'm on my break at work. I work on computers, so a 15 minute break every two hours is mandatory by law. So, I've stopped staring at one big screen, and now I'm staring at a wee screen on my phone. Silly Kitty!
Why is it hard to think straight?
Oh wait... i havent listened to music at all today. That may be why.
If you're tired of the government looking like a circus, quit electing clowns.
The difference between an asylum and a country, is that in an asylum the management tends to be normal.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Feels like I ran 10 marathons after competing in the Olympics.
You don't need to do wild things to get notice, just saying. Be yourself.
Why does the word "niece" always look like it is spelled wrong????
Wow! I am an active user. I don't even do that much.
Wall - head - bang - against!
You deserved everything she gave you and then some. And some on top of that. And then more of it.
I'm surprised some are, still here.
Sleepily peers around the corner... screw this. Falls aleep on the stairs.