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Funniest double post ever.

yawns, stretching.
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Quote by Entangled_Fate



Funniest double post ever.



Lol, I didn't even notice it.
It always amazes me how some people can look in a mirror and not see anything.
So, I have an interview and Monday, and I'm crapping it. I know I cvan do the job, but there are some little things that are getting to me... Like the fact that when I get nervous, I get profane. I also find myself unable to type - a skill that this job requires. Oh, yeah, I've also lost my birth certificate, which I need for ID purposes. I'm fuzzed.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
So I'm on my break at work. I work on computers, so a 15 minute break every two hours is mandatory by law. So, I've stopped staring at one big screen, and now I'm staring at a wee screen on my phone. Silly Kitty!
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Yep. Still here!
Why is it hard to think straight?
Oh wait... i havent listened to music at all today. That may be why.
If you're tired of the government looking like a circus, quit electing clowns.
The difference between an asylum and a country, is that in an asylum the management tends to be normal.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by ChuckEpoo
If you're tired of the government looking like a circus, quit electing clowns.


Wow, someone figured it out!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Oh look still sick...
Feels like I ran 10 marathons after competing in the Olympics.
You don't need to do wild things to get notice, just saying. Be yourself.
Why does the word "niece" always look like it is spelled wrong????
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Why does the word "niece" always look like it is spelled wrong????


Because Niece is not commonly used unlike the word nice. So your mind knows it is supposed to be niece but mistaken it as Nice.
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Quote by TaliaRussell
Why does the word "niece" always look like it is spelled wrong????


Because Niece is not commonly used unlike the word nice. So your mind knows it is supposed to be niece but mistaken it as Nice.


Also because it comes from French, but to try and achieve a French-English phonetic explanation isn't straightforward, so that it makes sense.

Nevertheless, here goes - more or less:

In French, "niece" would be pronounced much like this: knee-ess

It then becomes "neece" (phonetically) in English: why?

I don't know.

Also, the French coastal city Nice is pronounced in French as niece is in English, but not as the English word "nice" is.
Writers block, uggghhhh
Wow! I am an active user. I don't even do that much.
Wall - head - bang - against!
You deserved everything she gave you and then some. And some on top of that. And then more of it.
What goes around inevitably comes around. It's wonder some folk don't walk around wearing a crash helmet...
I'm surprised some are, still here.
Sleepily peers around the corner... screw this. Falls aleep on the stairs.