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Explanation: This was a reaction poem. I'd been helping a friend get some stuff sorted (not her's, I may add) and there was so much of it, that we were all pretty overwhelmed by the volume of it and the thought/reality that someone could collect so much. After I got to my other friend's house, I started going through some of the spoils and this poem just really wrote itself out of the pure overwhelming confuseration that we were all feeling.

I don't consider myself a poet by any means, but this seemed to just flow out, which is, in my opinion, the best type of poetry.

Please enjoy it and don't get too confuserated.
I write for the fun of it, have no real ultimate goal. I only set myself short term goals. Like the three stories I'm working on just now, my goal for them is to be a series and I've already got the first two parts written. I also want to make them as stupid and unbelievable as possible to see how far I can push the boundaries. I think my real ultimate goal is just to enjoy the writing and if someone derives pleasure from that, then it's a happy side effect.
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There's nothing wrong with enjoying your own work. In fact, I think it's a wrong to expect your readers to enjoy reading something that you don't want to read yourself. I go back and read my own work often, there's always something new that jumps out at me. Call me a narcissist if you like, but I happen to be my own favourite writer.


Ok, you're a narcissist. I kid, of course. I have to admit, there's something cool about looking over your own writing and finding new jumpy-out bits.
Is it wrong that I derive pleasure from reading my own writing, as well as other people's? Sometimes when I'm writing something, I don't even realise what I've written, so it's nice to look back, even after the editing stage and see exactly what I've done and I may even learn from it. Sometimes I'll read something back and think "huh, that was kinda clever!", narcissistic as that may seem, but as I said, it's also a good opportunity to learn from it.
I like a lot of different poetry. I think my favourite is silly stuff, like "On The Ning Nang Nong" by Spike Milligan.

Of course, I also really enjoy the darker side of poetry like "Lenore" by Egar Allan Poe. Of course, I can't really say Poe without mentioning "The Raven", can I?

I can't really pick a favourite type of poem, but I like it to be dark, slightly comic and also to tell a good tale.
Spicy Flapjack Thingies


Easy recipe that doesn't require measuring of any kind. Or any real care.

Take some muesli or oats and bung them in a bowl. Put enough honey and syrup in to cover the muesli and mix well. Add a pinch of chili powder and some more honey, then nuke in the microwave for two minutes on high. You could put them in an oven, but time is of the essence with this recipe. Leave to cool for a while, not too long though, or it'll stick to the bowl. Eat when still warm. You can also mould it into balls and let cool, if you please. The chilli powder adds a nice wee kick to it, too. You could even cover it in dark chocolate.
This I'd probably one of the simplest recipes you'll ever come across. I call it 'ghetto spaghetti'.

Ingredients:

Packet to cheap (ramen) noodles, I use 18p ones from Lidl.
Tomato (or other flavour, if you like) cup a soup.
Warm water, best from a kettle that has been boiled and cooled for a few minutes. This helps soften the noodles.

Ok, bash the noodles so they are broken up into fine bits. Bung it into a microwave safe bowl, add the flavour sachet and cup a soup, pour water so that noodles are covered and microwave for 3 minutes and 10 seconds. The soup makes a really nice thick sauce, almost like canned spaghetti, only thicker. Great in a pinch when all you have is noodles and soup. Also cup a soup makes a good sauce for a lot of things, if thickened enough. Sometimes thickening isn't even needed.
I'm re-reading Vladimir Nabokov's . Unfortunately, I don't understand French, so I have to break out the translator for the French bits, of which there are many. He even writes a whole paragraph in French. That's gonna be fun to type into a translator.
I've done loads more writing than I expected I would. I even had writers block, but talking to people and not letting it get me down was key. Really helped. I think I've improved as a writer, actually and it was because of the help of my friends and one very helpful moderator in particular, please ladies and gents give a hand to the wonderful Gypsymoth. A very special and thankful honorable mention goes to Daisy for helping me with the punctuation of my poetry, without her, it may have turned into an even more incoherent mess.

I didn't go into this year with many clear writing goals, but they just kinda happened. I had the fortune to meet some great people who challenged me, so that was fun. What I did learn was to take a step back, especially when editing and just take my time to make sure everything is just right. Sure, I should have known about all that, but I got cocky and sloppy.

One of my more clear goals was to start writing non-erotica, which is why I made my account here. Well, actually I made my account here to score and comment on a story that I read and loved, but I decided to start writing non-erotica again, too. I think I've managed to succeed in the goal of writing non-erotica and hope to improve more.

I have a few works in progress and they seem to be going well enough. I always wanted to do a story with two narrators and I did that. I even wrote a poem in the same vein. OK, so I didn't quite nail it, but I tried and learned some lessons from it.

I even entered a writing competition on the other site. Didn't win a damned thing, but I didn't expect to, for reasons that I just won't go into here. Still, it was always an ambition of mine to enter a writing competition and I finally worked up the courage and confidence to do so.

Another thing I did was explore my feelings. Lots of them. Hope I didn't come off as too emo, but even if I did, I don't really care. Catharsis is the thing that I was trying for and succeeded in that, at least.
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okay so I'm not all crazy lol...


Oh no, you're completely crazy, it's just that you blend in so well with all the other crazy folk here that you seem normal. Well, let's face it, normal is relative.


True that...at least I haven't got to the 'crack avoiding on sidewalks/pavements' stage. I love this thread.


I'm at that stage. I always was and never actually grew out of it. Also, I have to walk on the proper side of the pavement, depending on which road I'm walking down and what time of day it is.
I can't, no matter how many times, or how hard I try, finish Bram Stoker's Dracula. It always gives me weird dreams, not exactly nightmares, but just weird to the point where I wake up confused and swearing. Yes, swearing, because I'm confused.
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okay so I'm not all crazy lol...


Oh no, you're completely crazy, it's just that you blend in so well with all the other crazy folk here that you seem normal. Well, let's face it, normal is relative.
I have several: when shopping (a slight expansion of what I've already said), items must be stacked in order of size (smallest to biggest), must be completely straight and square, the next customer sign must be straight and I must be able to see the items at all times. Before sleeping: I must have a browse on the internet beforehand, using my phone, even if I've been using my computer to browse, in fact, I'm doing that right now. Making tea: cups must be in the correct order. Saving a word document or video game: this must be done a few times before exiting the program or switching the computer/console off. I have more, but too many to mention. If I sound crazy, I am. Wouldn't have it any other way smile
The lesser spotted guest. He or she, nobody really knows, lurks around and scopes the forums to see just how much fun we, as members, have. Some are actual members, just not signed in, some are just too shy to sign up. Or maybe they think that they don't have the writing chops to post stories. That's not true, anyone can write, it just take some practice, but once you try it's easy to learn to carve a niche. The guest is a strange creature, on the outside, looking in, they never really get involved, but in some ways know the members better than the other members. They are quite valuable to the site because they get site traffic up. Some even become members, eventually.
By her side. Her? I'm not telling who She is!

What's your favourite punctuation mark? (I'll tell you mine: the comma. It's a cute wee thing and ever so useful.)
Simple really. Apart from writing, what are you passionate about? I'm passionate about music and food.

I love music for the way it can evoke so many feelings, how a certain song or piece can bring back memories. The way it makes me feel when I'm playing one of my instruments is pretty amazing as well. When I come up with that perfect riff... that's what all the effort was worth.

The same goes for cooking, I guess. I love how a certain dish can evoke emotions and memories, even just the smell of the dish, or the look of an empty casserole dish, waiting to be filled can make me smile. The eating of a lovingly prepared meal and the look upon people's faces when they are appreciating it is all the thanks I need when I prepare a meal, which admittedly isn't very often, but it's nice when I do, to be appreciated and praised.
Blast! I just hit the wrong button there. Was trying to get to my profile and my finger went wild and hit the wrong button. Whoopsie.
Yeah, we should get more money for being twice as kick arse! If I had got a pay rise, I'd have been slightly rich.
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On the other hand - - I have far more dexterity when using my right hand than most righties have when they need to use their left. When I work in the kitchen preparing food, I use a knife in my left hand to pare, chop, peel etc, but at the table, I keep my fork in my left hand, knife in my right and don't switch the knife to my left hand to cut my food. I do have use my left if I am spreading something like butter or jam on a slice of bread, which is why those darned butter knives are a nuisance. I have to use a spoon in my left hand though, or I would not manage to get the soup to my mouth, I think. It would be slopped all over me I suspect.


Right handed people are just severely limited in what they can do, I'm afraid. They're pretty nice just the same, though, and I don't really think they are too dangerous, do you?


That's pretty amazing, I'm the same with the cutlery as well. I also "play" guitar and I hold it the way a right-hander would. Actually I have a very odd fingering technique on guitar and bass: I tend to only use one finger for strumming or plucking, whether that has anything to do with my handedness, I dunno, but it's weird. I just noticed something there. Righties is flagged as a spelling mistake, but lefties isn't. How cool is that? Actually I just realised something else: most things that you've described are very familiar to me, especially the fascist scissors and the office job, too. I worked in the service centre of a bank and had to type numbers and write stuff down at the same time. I was able to do the same as you and your supervisor was correct: it does look more efficient.
I wondered, after creating another thread, just how many left handers to right handers there were on here. I also wonder if anyone has encountered problems due to their handedness? I know my handwriting, for example, has been compared to hieroglyphs, which renders it useless unless you're an Egyptologist.Being a southpaw suck sometimes!
As the subject says, how many of you still write letters? In this increasing e-age, people rely on social media such as Facebook, Twitter and even e-mail to keep in touch but how many still write good old fashioned letters? I'll be honest, I do. I find it satisfying to write a letter and post it: the satisfaction of going into the post office, paying for a stamp and putting the letter in the letterbox is an often underestimated one. The waiting for a reply and finally getting the reply is exciting. Yes, it's still satisfying to write an e-mail, but it doesn't stand up to the excitement of letter writing.

I also wonder how many young people actually know how to write a letter. I think letter writing is a valuable skill that should still be taught and fostered. Even though I hate writing by hand - I have terrible handwriting due to being a left hander who was taught by right handers and being constantly told that my writing was "atrocious", I still enjoy the simple pleasure of writing a letter.
Yeah it's a bit of both, but I ain't changing my evil, left handed, southpawedness for anything, even if I could. I'm proud to be a lefty smile
Yup, I've done that, too. I've also neatly hit the delete account when I was changing my forum signature. It's fun being ham-fisted, eh?
So, as you can tell from the title, how the hell do I capitalise the danged things? Is the title of this thread capitalised properly? It's something I've always been a bit fuzzy on, really. Do I capitalise all the initials? Which bits shouldn't be capitalised? Help is very much appreciated.
I love her so much.
"In love" wouldn't be a bad way to put it.
Will I ever tell her? Probably not.
Does she know already? No idea.
I'm a lovesick wee Kitty.
I just really want her so much.
To be there, in the moment with her,
To dispel her fears and spend every moment with her...
In perfect peace and harmony.
Is that too much to ask?
Cocktail time!

Ingredients:

Lady Vodka, a good Lady is essential, as much as you want.
A good handful of Brambles, blueberries, raspberries or a combination of both. The fresher the better, wild ones are great too.
3 Oz Gelatin.
6 Oz water.


Method:

Pour boiling water onto the gelatin sheets and stir until it's all dissolved.

Crush or roughly blend the berries but leave some whole, pour into the dissolved gelatin.

Pour your Lady Vodka in and stir.

Refrigerate for at least two hours, overnight is recommended though.

Eat and be merry!

Note: I prefer my Lady straight, but this is a nice alternative.
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THE BEST BUNZ

100g butter
120g castor sugar
120g SR flour
2 eggs

1) Cream together butter and sugar
2) Beat egg and sift flour into mixture. Stir.
3)Put in oven at 190C/375F/Gas mark 5
4) Bake until golden brown
5)Eat smile


Is castor sugar a brand name or a special type of sugar? We Americans need to know. Truth be told I'm just to lazy to look it up.


It's a finer type of sugar than granulated sugar. No idea what it'd be called in America, but if you don't have any, you can make some by grinding down some of the coarser granulated sugar. Just don't grind too much or you'll end up with icing sugar.