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Cooldaddy
Over 90 days ago
United Kingdom

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And the 23rd to the 31st is too long, so I'll take my place as the year ends.
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Unfortunately the owner of the hand puppet decided to sue Ginger and KK for theft, misappropriation, stealing by finding, grand larceny and nicking Paul's jellybeans.
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Unfortunately, when I confessed all my misdeeds to Pope Paul, he became so excited that he told Sisters Ginger and KK, now they are after me to do the same for them.
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Unfortunately I haven't seen those pics, or I would have signed them and doubled their value.

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Unfortunately, CD is so depressed at the failure of his international force to apprehend the criminals that he is contemplating on leaving this sinful world and retiring to a nunnery, where the kindly nuns will take pity on his poor broken soul and shelter him from the diabolical machinations of those heartless hussies take a delight in tormenting him for their own amusement.

Hi girls.
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Unfortunately, CD has now decided that enough is enough and has brought the big boys in. He has enlisted the full fore of international law agencies, including Euro Bobbies, Keystone Cops, International Rescue, the Sergeant from Little Witteringham and 124 troop Boy Scouts from Upper Snoddinghton, who have kindly postponed heir bob-a-job week to join in the man hunt, (or woman hunt) to bring the dastardly criminals to justice.

Hi Ginger.
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Unfortunately, the Wonderland Fantasy Control Authority, under who's auspices Mysteria operates, have agreed to a request to return the criminals to face justice in the area in which the crime was committed.
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I think it's time I came to set things right, - this is my place.
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Unfortunately for KK and Ginger, the police are now going to arrest them for passing counterfeit money, which is such a serious offence that they are to come up against a stern unbribable, incorruptible judge and will be going down for twenty years and will he unable to cause any more havoc to innocent men on here.

Hi girls. xxxxx