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Quote by Louise
I am going to make a sign and put it on my desk - 'Drama free zone'


Make sure it's a big sign...and in about ten languages...

And good luck with that one...
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This song was actually a novelty hit for the Mills Brothers in the fifties hitting number one in 1952...

If you're not familiar with The Mills Brothers, besides recording thousands of records and being somewhat of an American treasure, they are somewhat famous for having the same line up from the 1920's to the 1980's...
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Quote by ladysharon
Pass the hookah, now.


Hey Sharon, this one looks interesting...it's a portable hookah...

Just pop it onto your favorite liquor bottle and instant hookah...perfect for all occasions...
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Women sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says;

"I love you."


He asks; "Is that you or the wine talking?"


She replies; "It's me ............... talking to the wine."
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I speak nine languages now according to my Facebook profile...

English
Smartass English
Sarcasm (Fluent)
Straight Up Mumbling
Fluent Drunkanese
animal noises
Cursing in American Sign Language
60's Slang
70s jive

Who knew???
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OK my fellow Stories Space Cadets...we have a special video here, I know the "embedding is disabled by request"...but, you can just click on the link...

Anyone who has visited my profile page here or on the "other" site in the last year or so knows that you are greeted by this song...

One of the greatest guitarists of all time, the late, great Mr. Roy Buchanan...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deeBQZ8Aklc

It's worth clicking the link...well, I think so anyway...
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Here is definitive proof that animals have been known to think and philosophize just as we humans...
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Just a note...I usually only post contests that don't have entry fees, but this one has a significant enough prize it might be worth a shot for some...

Good Luck to anyone who enters...and don't forget who told you about it if you win...
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Quote by Louise


ha ha ...He's old enough to do whatever he wants...anyways I heard that stuff is good for Glaucoma and joint pain/athritis.


I know a few people who don't have to worry about Glaucoma and joint pain..."Joints For The Joints" could be a new slogan...

Anyway...these guys look like they are having so much fun...
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It was snowing here in New Jersey this morning...didn't last long, fortunately...
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Looking for a way to pay off your bar tab from the weekend? The Manchester Fiction Prize is open internationally and will award a cash prize of £10,000 to the writer of the best short story submitted...now that's a tidy sum...
Manchester Fiction Prize | Manchester Metropolitan University (MMU)
www.manchesterwritingcompetition.co.uk
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Hey Louise, speaking of old Willie...here's one for you...hard to believe this nice guy in the suit would ever go to get busted for something as evil as pot...

He looks like such a fine, tax paying American citizen here...
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I have to admit I stole this one from Mr. Shameless, who posted it on some "other" site...

But, I just think this is too funny...


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