You know you're right Lady Sharon, it was silly of me to think I could get a wireless headset to work with that phone...
But maybe you can help me download some new ringtones for it...it seems to only want to play oldies...
Vitrapes, of course, is a new vitamin enriched grape wine which promises to forever take the guilt out of sitting around drinking all day...
"She knew her husband would have something to say when he came home and saw she had polished off four bottles of wine, but since it was the new, healthy Vitrapes she would just tell him to go kiss off..."
Spongetarianism
Watch out...I am enthusiastic and I have the badge to prove it...
If I had a gun to go with the badge, I could play sheriff...
I used to think there was no such thing as evil, only an absence of good...now that I am older, I'm not so sure...
I tried to put my alphabet soup in alphabetical order...then I realized I was eating Spaghetti O's...
