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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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I'm thinking.. I'm thinking.. oh.. OK.. the most talented, friendly she-wolf on SS...
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CK take Reb out for a coke and some fries.. I gotta stand here
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zyxipoius - an odd condition where your knees bend the other way.
CK couldn't sit in a chair because of his zyxipoius, but his best friend was a flamingo.
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CK couldn't sit in a chair because of his zyxipoius, but his best friend was a flamingo.
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When one resides in Satan's lair..
It doesn't matter what's right or wrong..
Life will always be unfair..
As long as you keep singing a loser's song..
It doesn't matter what's right or wrong..
Life will always be unfair..
As long as you keep singing a loser's song..
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I can only look, curse and swear.
It's really more than I can bare.
I know you gave me a dare.
But it's a part I rarely share.
It's really more than I can bare.
I know you gave me a dare.
But it's a part I rarely share.
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Eliphino - a tiny elephant whose only purpose is to drop sugar cubes into tea cups.
Rebel asked the eliphino for two lumps.
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Rebel asked the eliphino for two lumps.
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nope
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nachtyipper - is a weenie dog with it's tail caught in the screen door.
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yelrizkee - bright yellow suspenders worn with a thong.
Fuzzy was used to the oooohs and aaaahs as he undressed and exposed his yelrizkee.
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Fuzzy was used to the oooohs and aaaahs as he undressed and exposed his yelrizkee.
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Hurhiral - white foamy substance that forms on your nose when you drink beer
CK's nose looked like a snocone with all of the Hurhiral.
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CK's nose looked like a snocone with all of the Hurhiral.
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And in the end, she was rejected.
Her needs and desires neglected.
Her heart sought more than she got.
And what was once hot was not.
Her needs and desires neglected.
Her heart sought more than she got.
And what was once hot was not.
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xepratfollius - a pretentious potted plant on Fuzzy's deck
Fuzzy canceled the BBQ because everyone laughed at his xepratfollius.
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Fuzzy canceled the BBQ because everyone laughed at his xepratfollius.
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Mutaltent - a metal mutant lifeform consisting of tinfoil, thumbtacks, and gravy
Rebel was attacked by a mutaltent when she went to clean the kitchen.
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Rebel was attacked by a mutaltent when she went to clean the kitchen.
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For she had it the worse..
She had to carry my curse..
Her life deserved better than me..
Loving me was her end you see..
She had to carry my curse..
Her life deserved better than me..
Loving me was her end you see..