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Over 90 days ago
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scoot along scooter.. and take CK with you.. and don't dally.. the parade for me begins in a few...
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Now jes' hold on there!! you two are squabblin' over nuttin'.. you can't claim what ain't yers!! Ya see this here place at the end o' the line is mine.. always will be.. the King lives!!
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? Little Johnny fell in a mud puddle....
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Really good stuff Lisa.. you went to a lot of effort to put it together and there are many members here who will benefit greatly from your hard work.. but I also agree with everything Milik said.. if I didn't know better I'd swear he was me.. I long ago have contented myself with being that dusty book on the back shelf of the library that only a few lost souls who got confused in the aisles reads.. although Steffanie's idea of free ice cream has some merit.. I'll read anybody for a hot fudge sundae...
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ahhhh... yes my child.. I am your elder and therefore more worldly and much more wiser.. and it is with this wisdom that I shall rule the end of the line as King once more..
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Now.. now.. there's enough room for all of us.. you all just take your places in line and I'll be right here in back of you.. and it is as it should be once again.. Cham-peen!!
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Oh no no no.. this will never do.. the crown doesn't look good on either of you.. it takes presence and poise.. you know.. like on the boys.. we wear crowns with such style and grace.. dressed in leather not lace.. so please just take your place in line.. ahead of me is just fine.. ahhhhh.. the taste of victory...
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Is there a better view.. than when your friends are standing in front of you? I think not.. they're a crazy lot.. but they're all I've got.. and I do have a hunch.. that they are a high maintenance bunch.. who will require my patience and time.. to keep them in line.. and that's just fine.. because they'll always be able to tell.. that I'm the King of the EOL...
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Hmmmm.. let me get this straight.. you want to tie WRG and me up together and put us in a corner.. OK.. I've thought about it.. I'm in.. are my hands in front or back? oh.. doesn't matter.. just slide the crown on my head for me..
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Oh, I get it, I see the plan.. it's the two of you against one poor man.. my un-hot self is bruised and battered.. but I never lost site of what really mattered.. the end of the line and all that it brings.. the crown on my head along with my abs and wings..
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Etairay.. what do you say.. shall we give this sinner his due? my wings and abs are on display but not to give you a view.. I'll tell you now and it's the truth of it.. I've never been able to find any shirts that fit.. so direct your eyes to my head and behold the golden crown.. oops.. I saw that.. your eyes were looking down..
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Ahhhhh.. there's nothing better than a huggle.. except maybe this champion's crown.. oh sure.. you were thinking I was gonna say egg rolls and plum wine.. nope.. winner winner chicken dinner!!