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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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I don't know the lady above.. she seems full of kindness and love.. so I'll just say that she's a friend.. and welcome her back to SS again..
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yes.. I agree.. please assist me in putting this heavy crown on my head....
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Welcome back to WRG's Bar & Grill.. buffalo wings.. fried pickles.. sweet tea.. the works.. now just slide your tray forward a little bit and I'll squeeze in here behind you.. chicken dinner for the winner..
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I was raised to be kind to my elders.. so here.. take my walker and move up a spot in line.. I'll stand back here in case you drop your fall alarm.. the crown is heavy but I wear it proudly..
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Keeping track of you kids is like herding cats.. now all of you quit playing around and get back in line.. in front of me.. da winna!!
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The perfect rose comes with the sharpest thorn.. to pick this rose your skin is torn.. Wildrose_Girl is such a charmer.. but it's best to view her wearing armor.. but now it's time to announce the King.. and give the crown to a dude with wings.. gotcha'...
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ouch!! yikes!! yumpin yimminy!! I told you she had thorns.. I still bear the scars of getting too close before.. I better get behind you before she sees me again.. here I'll just take the crown too while I'm here..
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Quote by gypsymothQuote by Dreamcatcher
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Um, you changed three letters, not one, it seems to me, so I'm going back to the previous example: soul, which now becomes...
soup
hahahahahaha.. I was on wrong page.. guess I look the fool... my apologies for disruption of the game..
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I don't know if it's a thing.. but I don't write spontaneously.. I tend to let many ideas fill my head before I let them out.. maybe that's why I often have 6-7 pieces of work in various stages of completion.. incompletion may be my thing..
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Roses come with thorns.. I'll just stand back here at the end and try not to get stuck.. a few less feathers.. but wearing the crown..
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I believe you might have meant "fox in the henhouse".. yep.. them's thar feathers I be blowin'.. winner winner chicken dinner....
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DirtyMartini's Tips on How To Write A Great Story
1. Keep Vodka in freezer with a chilled shot glass
2. Take a shot
3. Sit at Corona typewriter with plenty of carbon paper
4. Go to freezer.. take another shot
5. Sit back down at typewriter.. light up a filterless Camel
6. Go to freezer.. take another shot
7. Sit back down at typewriter.. call adult chat line and ask for Wendy
8. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
9. Sit back down at typewriter.. look down and notice you're not wearing any pants and your socks don't match..
10. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
11. Go copy someone else's story.. add some sex with aliens scenes and call it your own..
12. Oh yeah... almost forgot.. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
1. Keep Vodka in freezer with a chilled shot glass
2. Take a shot
3. Sit at Corona typewriter with plenty of carbon paper
4. Go to freezer.. take another shot
5. Sit back down at typewriter.. light up a filterless Camel
6. Go to freezer.. take another shot
7. Sit back down at typewriter.. call adult chat line and ask for Wendy
8. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
9. Sit back down at typewriter.. look down and notice you're not wearing any pants and your socks don't match..
10. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
11. Go copy someone else's story.. add some sex with aliens scenes and call it your own..
12. Oh yeah... almost forgot.. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
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Oh.. no no no no no... you kids stop fooling around and get in line.. I'll be back here to make sure none of you get lost.. now hand me my crown..
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actually I was on another site when DirtyMartini referred me to another site that most of us are on.. then Sherzahd referred me to this site.. where once again I run into DirtyMartini for the third time.. who's my daddy?
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yes.. that is CK just ahead of you and me.. winner winner chicken dinner..
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WRG.. Queen of EOL.. has a nice ring to it... what's that? you need a King? well.. hey hey hey.. I just happen to be available.. now move up just a bit and I'll slip my crown on and once again take charge of this unruly line in front of me..
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CK.. Did you ever hear the old saying "Don't believe everything you read?" Well, let me be telling you when I read what you said about being the winner I didn't believe it for an instant.. There is only one crown.. and as I look around.. left.. right.. up and down.. I see nothing but clowns.. pretenders to the crown.. all wearing a frown.. because in this town.. you are all bound.. to accept me as King of EOL...
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ouch!! that was quite a hip check.. were you ever in roller derby? unfortunately the crown was way too heavy for your satin petals and I was forced to resume my role as it's rightful carrier.. don't worry though.. your satin petals shall be strewn before me in a true walk of the King..