I'm afraid you drank too much wine
you're in no condition to hold this line
So I will sit here next to you my dear
and open myself an ice cold beer
Okay, because it's the so-called festive season I am gonna make this quick, easy and painless, okay?
I am declaring myself the one and only rightful winner of this this thread. I therefore declare this thread irrevocably CLOSED.
Thank you for participating.
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Roses are red
Christmas day draws nearer
All the shops and stores
Are pricing things dearer
It's all about money
At the end of the day
"Goodwill to all men?"
"Bah, humbug!" I say
You and I both know that
There will be a steep price to pay
For all of your excesses
Leading up to Christmas Day
The bank account has been maxed out
The credit cards have been too
There's a rude awakening
Coming in January to you
The moment of reckoning
Is coming your way
For your extravagance and generosity
You will be required to pay.
The bills will be massive
They'll take some time to clear
But, in spite of it all you'll do
Exactly the same thing again next year!
Granted: your home is invaded by a flock of amorous sheep who all want to sleep with you...
I wish for better things in 2016
No... I would wait until I saw them in more favourable circumstances.
Would you build me a bridge across a river...
GR can play the national anthem - through his butt!
Well Shyboy, it looks like you've been here long enough. Time for some one new to take over๐๐
Ok, it is Town Called Malice - The Jam
A million miles away
your signal in the distance
To whom it may concern
I think I lost my way
Getting good at starting over
Every time that I return .....
My profile has 9,999 views right now.....Awesome
Wondering where in the heck I can get a Crunchie in the US.