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I'm afraid you drank too much wine
you're in no condition to hold this line
So I will sit here next to you my dear
and open myself an ice cold beer
Okay, because it's the so-called festive season I am gonna make this quick, easy and painless, okay?

I am declaring myself the one and only rightful winner of this this thread. I therefore declare this thread irrevocably CLOSED.

Thank you for participating.

















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Roses are red
Christmas day draws nearer
All the shops and stores
Are pricing things dearer

It's all about money
At the end of the day
"Goodwill to all men?"
"Bah, humbug!" I say

You and I both know that
There will be a steep price to pay
For all of your excesses
Leading up to Christmas Day

The bank account has been maxed out
The credit cards have been too
There's a rude awakening
Coming in January to you

The moment of reckoning
Is coming your way
For your extravagance and generosity
You will be required to pay.

The bills will be massive
They'll take some time to clear
But, in spite of it all you'll do
Exactly the same thing again next year!
Granted: your home is invaded by a flock of amorous sheep who all want to sleep with you...

I wish for better things in 2016
No... I would wait until I saw them in more favourable circumstances.

Would you build me a bridge across a river...
I just want it for a second thank you... ok... that's 10th post... picture time... I hope smile
I am posting to get my Forum post count up so I can post a picture smile
Right now I really am trying to get 10 Forum posts because when I think when I do that I can post pictures smile
Yes but not sure people would want my hair that grows like a chia pet smile

Would you ever swim across an ocean to give someone a hug?
Well Shyboy, it looks like you've been here long enough. Time for some one new to take over๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ok, it is Town Called Malice - The Jam

A million miles away
your signal in the distance
To whom it may concern
I think I lost my way
Getting good at starting over
Every time that I return .....
Looking a bit dangerous there Anna...best you lie down in a darkened room and I'll look after things here...Tee-hee
Master of Ceremonies at the annual Frog-Prince and Frog-Princess Christmas Ball


Quote by AnnaMayZing
Good grief! I nearly missed the last post!



Wow!

That is one last post that was definitely worth waiting for!


A sleeping beauty half a world away... sleep well and dream good dreams filled with love an happiness smile
Wondering where in the heck I can get a Crunchie in the US.
Hi Kiera,

You're right Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf

You have me stumped... another hint, before I google it...lol