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andy is very generous with his money. for example: he supports half of the exotic dancers down at the "kitty kat club" one dollar at a time.
That's a scandalous rumour, Missy!
You've posted it in the wrong thread...
ummmm no, that other thread is for rumors but this one is true. i followed you into the kitty kat club and was so appalled, when i tapped you on the shoulder you only tipped me 50 cents instead of the dollar the other girls got
That was YOU???!!!
O! M! G!
I didn't recognise you with all that pussy-cat make-up you were wearing....
Now that I come to think of it... it was all rather cute and sexy.....
Anyway, funny fact time.
AnnaMayZing is the undisputed heavyweight cockle-winkling champion of THE WORLD, no less.
Quote by Welshdreamer42
You know things are bad when you spend all day trying to breathe life into a laptop which is clearly dead. RIP laptop
(Sent from my iPhone)
You have my eternal sympathy. I, too, have bid a not-so-fond farewell to a recalcitrant laptop recently...
You know things are bad when the only way you know things are REALLY bad is when you empathise with someone else who is mourning the demise of an inanimate object...
Roses are red
And corniness goes hand in hand
With the sappy love poetry
Written across this great land
That's not to say
There's anything wrong
In opening your heart
In a sonnet or a song
Declarations of love
Gladden the weary heart
Especially when lovers
Are so far apart
So smile and be happy
And send a red rose every day
Always be sincere in
What you do and what you say.
And corniness goes hand in hand
With the sappy love poetry
Written across this great land
That's not to say
There's anything wrong
In opening your heart
In a sonnet or a song
Declarations of love
Gladden the weary heart
Especially when lovers
Are so far apart
So smile and be happy
And send a red rose every day
Always be sincere in
What you do and what you say.
