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RU - of course! (a fellow Brit)


Rich fruit cake or sponge cake?
Covers himself with a sheet at night and runs around scaring girls.

Granted - but she turns out to be a nosy nag who is always poking her nose into your business and asking to borrow stuff she has no intention of returning to you.

I wish I could get the stock my customer's want all the time!
Unfortunately he uses water that is too hot and they all shrink to the size of postage stamps.